The following pairing is as natural as Lauren Conrad and Rodeo Drive.
The most famous, ousted, occasionally lesbian Miss Nevada of all-time, Katie Rees, has been hired to host Beacher's Madhouse at The Joint in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
What does that entail, you ask? We're quite glad you asked.
Rees, dethroned after sexy photos of her and some female friends emerged on the Internet, will co-host the opening night on March 31 alongside Pete Giovine and Jeff Beacher, recently named "Best Showman on the Strip" by Rolling Stone.
"Miss Nevada is going to push the envelope, even for Beacher's Madhouse," Beacher told TMZ.(No, not the new Miss Nevada, Helen Salas; the fired one.)
Rees will be hosting a female orgasm contest during the opening of the show. Yes, you read that correctly. And, yes, we assume Paris Hilton would win if she entered.
The night also promises "half-naked girls, midgets, and monkeys." Sounds like fun. Maybe Tara Conner actually wishes she weren't given a second chance now.
We doubt they have orgasm contests in rehab.