Such when you thought the younger, more robotic half of TomKat was getting ready to pull the most blatant "I'm a slut looking for attention" move in the book, she goes and throws the paparazzi for a loop!

Wearing a full length dress, not a miniskirt, she somehow still managed to nearly show us everything underneath while stepping out of the car in this pic, but there was no crotch shot to be seen, no channeling of her inner Britney Spears to be displayed.

There wasn't even a thong. Guess not every celebrity thinks they have to be a commando queen in order to stay in the spotlight. Or make a sex tape featuring themselves.

As you can see, Katie Holmes is sporting some seriously supportive, full-coverage underwear in this pic. So weak. She can do better than this. Come on girl. Can't you at least take a cue from Victoria Beckham and show off a little skin?

Then again, we're not sure we want to see that alien-producing Asian baby factory either. Much as we love Suri Cruise, it's just kind of lost its appeal at this point.