Katie Holmes Crotch Shot... Denied!

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Such when you thought the younger, more robotic half of TomKat was getting ready to pull the most blatant "I'm a slut looking for attention" move in the book, she goes and throws the paparazzi for a loop!

Wearing a full length dress, not a miniskirt, she somehow still managed to nearly show us everything underneath while stepping out of the car in this pic, but there was no crotch shot to be seen, no channeling of her inner Britney Spears to be displayed.

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There wasn't even a thong. Guess not every celebrity thinks they have to be a commando queen in order to stay in the spotlight. Or make a sex tape featuring themselves.

As you can see, Katie Holmes is sporting some seriously supportive, full-coverage underwear in this pic. So weak. She can do better than this. Come on girl. Can't you at least take a cue from Victoria Beckham and show off a little skin?

Then again, we're not sure we want to see that alien-producing Asian baby factory either. Much as we love Suri Cruise, it's just kind of lost its appeal at this point.

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Agreed...keep the comments to yourself. I may not like him, but leave Kate alone. She'll find her way without help.

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I think you should leave Katie alone. She is being a good mom. Her baby is not Asian and I don't get how you can even figure that one into the equation. Suri looks just like her mom and dad. They have a beautiful baby. One day that child will be able to read all the crap that has been written and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Katie Holmes Biography

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Birthplace
Toledo, Ohio
Full Name
Kate Noelle Holmes

Katie Holmes Quotes

"Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience—in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important job you have in the world."

Katie Holmes [on being a mom]

"As a woman, you make the transition from being singe to [being] a partner. I have a teammate."

Katie Holmes [on married life]
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