Looks as if the first celebrity wedding of the year is officially in the books (the first celebrity annulment of 2007 is tentatively scheduled for later this month).
The couple, known heretofore as PeteMoss, exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a 40-minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea.
News of the wedding sent shock waves through Moss' circle of friends concerned that a legal union may give the boozehound and heroin / crack addict access to half of the model's fortune, estimated at at least 25 million pounds. Which is, like, at least that many U.S. dollars!
It has not been confirmed whether their wedding was a Thai Buddist-style â€˜marriage blessing' or a formal legal wedding, or if the two snorted coke before, during or after the ceremony.
Myriad wedding rumors were circulating for weeks, but, a hotel source confirmed the wedding ceremony had taken place. The Daily Mail revealed yesterday that the pair were due to exchange vows on the Thai island on New Year's Day.
"The wedding has been planned with utmost care and attention to detail," the source said. "The staff was informed that it was taking place but they have been under strict instructions to keep quiet about it. The couple was adamant that it should be a secret, private function."
Insane as these two are, this sounds a lot more fun than the stupid TomKat wedding. Those crazy Scientology freaks.