John Mayer Chooses Life. And Bad Singers.

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John Mayer sucks.

Polls show him trailing Nick Lachey nearly 3-to-1 in popularity regarding Jessica Simpson's choice in men. That's got to make Mayer, who's begging for credibility as a real musician after rising to fame via annoying soft rock albums, enraged.

Baby Got Back

Or not. After all, the guy's gotten with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, so he probably couldn't care less what people think. The tattoo on his right arm (below) says it all. Life. That's what John Mayer is all about. So profound. He's a free spirit who aspires to live every day like it's his last. And hopefully get in the pants of Joe Simpson's daughter.

Plus, there is always his porn collection.

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    Grape

    Talent!.....What Talent!.....Ha...Ha....

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    Breanna

    Jessica could do SO much better than JOhn Mayer. Atleast Nick is hooking up with gorgeous females, not something that looks like it's been drug up by a cat. [MINUS KRISTIN] I really don't see how she could imagine herself waking up to THAT every morning, but ooooKAY. Best of luck with them two.

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    chris

    Oh Jessica! Do you know how pretty you are? Stop fooling around with jerks! You are from Texas! Now pony up and go out there and get that jock,cowboy, oilman, multibillionaire we all know you can pull! Quit wasting your time!

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    LEXIE

    jOHN MAYER COULD ROLL FINGERS AROUND NICK LACHEY. JOHN IS HANDSOME, SO VERY TALENTED, WRITES ALL HIS OWN LYRICS, AND IS THE BEST GUITARIST AROUND. NICK IS GOOD-LOOKING AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. BORING!!! JESSICA AND JOHN HAVE A GOOD THING GOING. LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!!

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    Libby

    This couple is horrible - they are so shallow and superficial. Jess lost Nick and will rue the day!