John Mayer Chooses Life. And Bad Singers.

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John Mayer sucks.

Polls show him trailing Nick Lachey nearly 3-to-1 in popularity regarding Jessica Simpson's choice in men. That's got to make Mayer, who's begging for credibility as a real musician after rising to fame via annoying soft rock albums, enraged.

Baby Got Back

Or not. After all, the guy's gotten with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, so he probably couldn't care less what people think. The tattoo on his right arm (below) says it all. Life. That's what John Mayer is all about. So profound. He's a free spirit who aspires to live every day like it's his last. And hopefully get in the pants of Joe Simpson's daughter.

Plus, there is always his porn collection.

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Talent!.....What Talent!.....Ha...Ha....

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Jessica could do SO much better than JOhn Mayer. Atleast Nick is hooking up with gorgeous females, not something that looks like it's been drug up by a cat. [MINUS KRISTIN] I really don't see how she could imagine herself waking up to THAT every morning, but ooooKAY. Best of luck with them two.

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Oh Jessica! Do you know how pretty you are? Stop fooling around with jerks! You are from Texas! Now pony up and go out there and get that jock,cowboy, oilman, multibillionaire we all know you can pull! Quit wasting your time!

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jOHN MAYER COULD ROLL FINGERS AROUND NICK LACHEY. JOHN IS HANDSOME, SO VERY TALENTED, WRITES ALL HIS OWN LYRICS, AND IS THE BEST GUITARIST AROUND. NICK IS GOOD-LOOKING AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. BORING!!! JESSICA AND JOHN HAVE A GOOD THING GOING. LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!!

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This couple is horrible - they are so shallow and superficial. Jess lost Nick and will rue the day!

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I HATE THIS COUPLE>>>I HATE JESSICA

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i thought john mayer was not interest in jessica,
according to us magazine he dumped her. that is what mr. mayer wanted us to believe but now we know the truth, he is a liar!!!!

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I love this couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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