John Mayer Chooses Life. And Bad Singers.
John Mayer sucks.
Polls show him trailing Nick Lachey nearly 3-to-1 in popularity regarding Jessica Simpson's choice in men. That's got to make Mayer, who's begging for credibility as a real musician after rising to fame via annoying soft rock albums, enraged.
Or not. After all, the guy's gotten with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, so he probably couldn't care less what people think. The tattoo on his right arm (below) says it all. Life. That's what John Mayer is all about. So profound. He's a free spirit who aspires to live every day like it's his last. And hopefully get in the pants of Joe Simpson's daughter.
Plus, there is always his porn collection.
January 31st, 2007 1:48 PM
I love this couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
i thought john mayer was not interest in jessica,
according to us magazine he dumped her. that is what mr. mayer wanted us to believe but now we know the truth, he is a liar!!!!
January 31st, 2007 5:46 PM
I HATE THIS COUPLE>>>I HATE JESSICA
February 2nd, 2007 11:25 PM
This couple is horrible - they are so shallow and superficial. Jess lost Nick and will rue the day!
February 13th, 2007 4:00 PM
jOHN MAYER COULD ROLL FINGERS AROUND NICK LACHEY. JOHN IS HANDSOME, SO VERY TALENTED, WRITES ALL HIS OWN LYRICS, AND IS THE BEST GUITARIST AROUND. NICK IS GOOD-LOOKING AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. BORING!!! JESSICA AND JOHN HAVE A GOOD THING GOING. LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!!
February 28th, 2007 11:16 PM
Oh Jessica! Do you know how pretty you are? Stop fooling around with jerks! You are from Texas! Now pony up and go out there and get that jock,cowboy, oilman, multibillionaire we all know you can pull! Quit wasting your time!
April 4th, 2007 9:50 PM
Jessica could do SO much better than JOhn Mayer.
Atleast Nick is hooking up with gorgeous females, not something that looks like it's been drug up by a cat. [MINUS KRISTIN]
I really don't see how she could imagine herself waking up to THAT every morning, but ooooKAY. Best of luck with them two.
April 29th, 2007 3:07 PM
Talent!.....What Talent!.....Ha...Ha....