Jessica Simpson is Wasted

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Wouldn't you be, too, if you had to hang out with the bore that is John Mayer all night?

Seen here on New Year's Eve, Jessica Simpson appears to be having a good time; one she may or may not have remembered the following morning.

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We're glad Jessica and John had a fun night, but it looks slightly different than the loving evening Simpson's ex, Nick Lachey, spent with his girlfriend.

He and Vanessa Minnillo were coherent during their public celebration on MTV. Rumors are evenswirling that the former 98 Degrees singer popped an important question to the TRL host that night.

The Hollywood Gossip will keep you updated on that possibility. We'll also report on any future Jessica Simpson sex tape news, but that talk has died down. Fortunately, though, the following is alive and well:

Keeley Hazell has definitely made a nude home video.

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OH PLEZ SHE DOSENT LOOK WASTED SHES THROWING HER HEAD BACK and even if she was wasted it dosent make good news bacuz she is OLD ENOUGH TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO and dosent evryone get wasted at one point or another i mean its freakin NEW YEARS!, HELLO!. im sure EVRYONE has gotten wasted on new years!.SO THAT NEWS WAS TOTTALY LAME-O!.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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