Jessica Simpson: Ashlee Isn't Our Only Anorexic

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Move over, Ashlee Simpson, someone else in your family needs to not eat in the seat next to you.

Based on the image below, it looks like your sister may be a fan of big sunglasses, but she prefers tiny figures.

Jessica Simpson Very Pregnant

Indeed, as Jessica Simpson looks to get her career back on track, she appears to be getting her appetite suppressed. What happened to those curves? Does John Mayer like his women puny and defenseless?

We may never have the answers to these questions, largely because we're afraid of asking Crazy Joe Simpson about anything. The guy is nuts. But we can say this:

Keira Knightley has new competition for the honor of Most Hungry Celebrity.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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