Jessica Biel Ogled By Leering Diddy

Wow.

We knew you were a smooth operator, Diddy, but we have to say, you've outdone yourself in this picture, taken at Monday night's Golden Globe Awards.

Then again, it's easy to see how a man in his position could be caught in the act of staring at Jessica Biel. Probably the only one who could resist would be Derek Jeter - and only because he is actually hitting that piece, not just thinking about what it would be like.

We repeat, Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel are dating. There is no doubt about this whatsoever. They are officially an item - which is awesome!

As for Diddy, presumably he's going to have to answer to Kim Porter over this. Which could get ugly, seeing that she was probably at home with the twins while this ogling was going on. Memo to Puffy: It's easier to download the sink pic on your own time.

We thank him for the comic relief, though - this is officially the celebrity ogling picture to beat in 2007. The defending champion: this dude, who couldn't contain himself upon seeing Sienna Miller strut past.