Heather Mills can finally rest easy: she's a very rich, one-legged woman.
Sir Paul McCartney has reportedly agreed to a $63 million divorce settlement with his estranged wife, ending a bitter six month battle over the former Beatle's vast fortune that kept us amused and enraged.
Mills can now return to milking more money out of other innocent souls. Milos Pogacar, you're next.
The singing legend has allegedly agreed to hand over his $7.8 million home in St John's Wood, London to the former model, as well as his $11.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
It's unclear who keeps the Heather Mills sex photos.
The out-of-court settlement means McCartney will never have to publicly defend himself against Mills' claims of physical abuse while she was pregnant with their daughter Beatrice in 2003.
We just hope the Kara Janx wedding has a happier ending than this.