Well, that whole Firecrotch and promiscuity thing aside.
Speaking strictly about alcohol consumption, we assume, Gwyneth Paltrow came out in defense of our least favorite red head. The Oscar Award-winning actress forecasted the following.
"My prediction is that Lindsay Lohan, she'll figure it out," Paltrow said. "It's really, really hard to be so young and so in the public eye and I think it's very confusing ... It's hard to be that out there and, you know, when everybody's analyzing everything you do, and she's ... very young."
So is Hilary Duff, though. And you don't see her getting all wasted. Usually.
Paltrow also said she felt that Lohan is very talented and will have a successful career.
We can't say we agree with that - but we do support Gwyneth's apparent dig at Dina Lohan.
"My parents would have killed me if I didn't do it behind closed doors," the actress said of any sort of partying or hard drinking.
We'll have to wait and see how Emma Bunton handles her child drinking. At the rate kids go these days, however, Baby Spice may have to lay down the law in just a few years.