Good news, Cameron Diaz:
We know who you can turn to now that your relationship with Justin Timberlake is over.
As she readily admits in this month's Maxim, Eva Mendes has a pretty healthy crush on one of the stars of Shrek the Third.
"If I were a guy I'd ask Cameron to marry me. She's got the greatest spirit and she has the cutest, tighest butt. Her butt is so cute I can't take it."
But Eva's feeling a certain thing or two in her loins for current and former male co-stars, too. For example, she starred with Will Smith in the romantic comedy, Hitch. Among others:
"I'd be blind as a bat not to have chemistry with Johnny Depp, Will Smith and Denzel Washington."
Meanwhile, in the upcoming film Ghost Rider, Eva stars opposite Nic Cage and admits she is willing to do whatever it takes get into character.
"The original Roxanne was blonde and blue-eyed, but also had huge bajoongas. If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can't be blonde and blue-eyed, I'll at least have her bra size. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control."
Well, okay then. Gues Victoria Beckham has competition in the gigantic boob department.