Apparently they're just giving these things away now. Fortunately, at least, that's gotta mean The Hollywood Gossip will receive one soon.
Despite being nothing more than a real estate mogul in a world obsessed with reality TV, Donald Trump received the 2,327th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.
He'd probably want to us to mention that Rosie O'Donnell doesn't have one yet.
Surrounded by family and friends, The Donald thanked the crowd and opined about his experience on The Apprentice, saying, "It really has been a special moment in my life."
Firing people always is, Don. You'd know after your unceremonious dumping of Katie Rees.
Mark Burnett, creator of The Apprentice, had some words about his good friend that danced around the feud with Rosie.
"There's two things to know about Donald," Burnett said. "If you're his friend, he'll go to war for you. But never become his enemy. You never want to become this man's enemy because he'll get you."
But will he call you a "fairy," like Melissa Joan Hart will?