Look, just because Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson chose to have their marriage portrayed on national television doesn't mean the media should've covered it.

So goes the general logic of Dina Lohan.

In a rare moment of sobriety, the misguided mother blamed journalists for sending her daughter, Lindsay Lohan, into rehab.

After all, they wrote mean things about the 20-year old. They dared to snap pictures of her leaving Hyde. They printed her quotes. No other celebrity has to endure such defamation of character, right, Dina?

There's just one thing we know for sure: No way it's your fault at all for setting this kind of example.