Howard K. Stern has until January 23 to continue pretending he's a father.
That's the date the judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute has ordered all DNA testing be completed by. Leading up to that time, celebrity wagering site Bodog.com has posted the odds of who will be named the father of Smith's female spawn, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.
Here are the odds: Smith's ex-boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, has a 10/11 chance, trailing Stern and his 5/7 odds.
Take our advice, gambing addicts: Bet on Birkhead. This is even easier money than wagering on whether or not Britney Spears will pass out drunk again.
Of course, the website also has an"Other" option, but it's a long shot with a 9/2 chance. Of course, this is Anna Nicole Smith. Would anyone be shocked if Brandon Davis was actually the baby's daddy?