Crotch Shot Queens Return: Britney, Paris Top Worst-Dressed List, Lindsay Finishes Distant Third

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Their short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are back together in spirit and bad fashion.

Termed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney and Paris tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.

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"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire (if that) donned by pop star Britney Spears, who along with her one-time socialite BFF, Paris Hilton, he accurately dubbed one half of the "Screamgirls." 

Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

For nearly five decades, Blackwell, who's no longer an active designer but still an outspoken critic of celebrity fashion, has aimed his poison pen at Hollywood, with young entertainers dominating the list.

At No. 3 was actress Lindsay Lohan, scolded by Blackwell for turning "from adorable to deplorable."

Christina Aguilera was also in Blackwell's fashion hall of shame. He called her a "dazzling singer" but added that she "puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer."

He referred to Mariah Carey (not to be confused with Mary Carey) as "Mariah the fashion pariah," and American Idol judge Paula Abdul as "a fallen fashion idol."

He said actress Sharon Stone resembles "an over-the-hill Cruella DeVille," and Tori Spelling embodies "down and out in Beverly Hills."

Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh was faulted for too many beads and bangles.

"She's layered lunacy from head to toe," Blackwell said.

Meryl Streep, who starred alongside Anne Hathaway in the fashion-themed movie, The Devil Wears Prada, came in at No. 10 on the annual dis-list.

"From Streep you could weep," Blackwell said. "Her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

On a kinder note, Blackwell offered his 10 "fabulous fashion independents" - actresses Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren, singers Barbra Streisand and Beyonce, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, model Heidi Klum and actresses Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.

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the worst comes to worst when you have an anarecic an a drug addict get together. britney is just a slut now used to have all the guys now she lives in a slump of dought life's too short to take things for granted so the day she wises up is the day i may become famous for wat i am not sure. paris is another story rich,slut,bitchy well pretty much wat every guy hates is wat hilton has aids may be who knows but i am not famous an i would never get caught seen with here.
aka. kendall Thompson