Courtney Love Makes Important New Year's Resolutions

The Hollywood Gossip's New Year's resolutions did not come true: We had to see nude Courtney Love photos.

The Hole singer herself recently posted a few promises for 2007, however. You can check out the entire list here - but we've included a few of our favorites below:

• try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there (THG Note: Nicole Richie could give Courtney a few tips.)
• learn an asian language (THG Note: Rosie O'Donnell can lend a hand.)
• have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
• another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts (THG Note: Are you listening, Britney Spears?)
• LEARN TO DRIVE (THG Note: Lindsay Lohan should make a similar vow.)
• undertsnad who my enemeies are since a few exacs and bloggers out there seem to enjoy hirtiung me and using the Law let them find interest in another

Let's hope Love is referring to Perez Hilton with that last one, not The Hollywood Gossip. We've got nothing but affection for a singer that makes such solemn pledges.

Good luck, Court.