Big News in the Big Easy: Brangelina Moves In
Only Brad Pitt could upstage Drew Brees.
While the latter has moved the New Orleans Saints to within one game of the Super Bowl, the former has simply moved into the city. And that's newsworthy enough.
Pitt and his lovely ladyfriend, Angelina Jolie, have taken up residence in the city most besieged by Hurricane Katrina. Naturally, children - Maddox,5, Zahara, 2, and 7-month-old Shiloh - have joined them.
"We love it there," Jolie told Us Weekly at the Golden Globe Awards after confirming the move. "The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it."
So are locals, such as Jorge Palacios. The random dude said Jolie blended right in at a city restaurant the other night:
"No one at my table believed me when I told them it was her."
It's a good thing for Angelina that the Sports Gal wasn't anywhere in the vicinity.
Rest assured Brangelina will get to work with charities in the region. Aside from looking beautiful, it's what the couple does best.
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October 9th, 2007 9:56 PM
I still can't believe that Brad Pitt gave up his peace of mind, and tranquility for Jolie's piece of ass. And I thought tranquility is priceless.
Angelina is a psychologically sick and depressed person and is constantly in denial about it.
That's why she has this constant need to move from one place to another, this need for drama, this need for new exciting sexual conquest - just to keep herself from facing her REAL problems.
That's why she's an adrenaline junkie.
Tranquility is NEVER a part of her vocabulary.
I say their relationship ain't gonna last.
September 21st, 2007 10:41 AM
Honestly I dont know what to say about Angelina she is one minute this or that. I dont see anything wrong with what Justine has commented. It is worrying to see a grown woman using knives or drinking human flesh one could think Angelina has a mental problem. Who knows what is making her grow thin? Is her past haunting her? Making up with a brother and breaking relationships is fine to you? What a world other ¨people live in? So please stop canonising the woman, she isn't better than any one of you who gives a dollar to a homeless person, she just has more money and cameras documenting her doing it. Tipping off the photos to your every move in order to further your career is not true giving. There are many celebriteis who give millions of dollars and also their time without constantly toothing their horn. The lord said in regards to giving\titheing. Let not your right hand know what your left hand is doing, give in secret, so the Lord may reward you in the open, when you give
March 13th, 2007 2:41 AM
Justine - judge not lest ye be judged. I suppose YOU are an absolute angel- a picture of purity no doubt. what do YOU care if ang has played iwth knives and had sex with different men? You sound like a bitter bitch to me
February 3rd, 2007 12:06 AM
Oh how nice.
Skankelina and her bboy are making whoopy in NO. It's so healthy of Whorelina to live a lifestyle without knives, vial of blood around her neck, and bisexual sex.
Hope this relationship last.