Big News in the Big Easy: Brangelina Moves In

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Only Brad Pitt could upstage Drew Brees.

While the latter has moved the New Orleans Saints to within one game of the Super Bowl, the former has simply moved into the city. And that's newsworthy enough.

Bored with Brad

Pitt and his lovely ladyfriend, Angelina Jolie, have taken up residence in the city most besieged by Hurricane Katrina. Naturally, children - Maddox,5, Zahara, 2, and 7-month-old Shiloh - have joined them.

"We love it there," Jolie told Us Weekly at the Golden Globe Awards after confirming the move. "The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it."

So are locals, such as Jorge Palacios. The random dude said Jolie blended right in at a city restaurant the other night:

"No one at my table believed me when I told them it was her."

It's a good thing for Angelina that the Sports Gal wasn't anywhere in the vicinity.

Rest assured Brangelina will get to work with charities in the region. Aside from looking beautiful, it's what the couple does best.


I still can't believe that Brad Pitt gave up his peace of mind, and tranquility for Jolie's piece of ass. And I thought tranquility is priceless.
Angelina is a psychologically sick and depressed person and is constantly in denial about it.
That's why she has this constant need to move from one place to another, this need for drama, this need for new exciting sexual conquest - just to keep herself from facing her REAL problems.
That's why she's an adrenaline junkie.
Tranquility is NEVER a part of her vocabulary.
I say their relationship ain't gonna last.


Justine - judge not lest ye be judged. I suppose YOU are an absolute angel- a picture of purity no doubt. what do YOU care if ang has played iwth knives and had sex with different men? You sound like a bitter bitch to me


Oh how nice.
Skankelina and her bboy are making whoopy in NO. It's so healthy of Whorelina to live a lifestyle without knives, vial of blood around her neck, and bisexual sex.
Hope this relationship last.

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