Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead: The Instant Messenger Exchange

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Why post on MySpace when you can go back and forth over Instant Messenger?

Indeed, TMZ has somehow obtained the online transcript of a recent exchange between insane person, Anna Nicole Smith, and her probable baby's daddy, Larry Birkhead.

Serious Pimp

We've posted it below, replete with spelling errors that make Courtney Love look like an English professor. Enjoy:

Anna Nicole: quit trash me at the casino
Larry: not at a casino
Anna Nicole: go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole: Yall are sick
Larry: show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole: don't think so
Anna Nicole: u wish
Larry: everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole: in your dreams

So many questions to consider from this Internet chat: Are their screen names really as boring as "Anna Nicole" and "Larry?" Will Smith's lawyers successfully block the court-mandated paternity test?

Will we ever see Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern pictures? Will the baby have to change her name once Birkhead is announced at the father?

Is Anna Nicole Smith nuttier than Janice Dickinson?

Some things we may never find out.

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if i remember correctly when it first came outannadiedithoughtthenewsreportedthatshehadfallenandhitherheadcorrectmeifi,mwrong.


Howard Stern is hanging on to the baby due to money , the video shown, anna dressed as a clown says it all , "This video is worth lots of money" quoted . He knew she was high and encouraged it.


Let this be over give the baby to his real father, she needs to bond with him, since ANS is gone the baby needs to be with her family, come on what kind of world do we live in everybody is in this for the money.....and all larry wants is for his daughter to be with him. I dont think the money is as important to him as his own flesh and blood. BESIDES IF SHE IS LEFT WITH STERN, SOME STRANGE THING MIGHT HAPPEN TO HER ALSO. IT HAPPEND TO EVERYONE ELSE THAT ANS LOVE. IE , DANNY, ANNA, EVEN MARSHALL'S SON....... AND HE JUST HAPPEND TO BE THERE SEEMS LIKE HOWARD IS NOT THE PERSON TO BE AROUND.


Patsy, you are SO right!!


Bah. Baby looks like a cross between Howard and Thompson....


Dannielynn looks just like Larry Birkhead, and I believe his pain for ANS death was very real. I believe Howard Stern is in for the money...cant wait for this case to be investigated.


Danielynn looks just like Larry Birkhead, and I believe his pain for ANS death was very real. I believe Howard Stern is in for the money...cant wait for this case to be investigated.


go back and read the post real slow this time so maybe u can understand lanel


hey moran...funny u say there is n0 p0ssible inheritance when it hasnt been finalized yet. hehe kaci kaci kaci ;)


i'm talking about the inheritence moran