Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead: The Instant Messenger Exchange

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Why post on MySpace when you can go back and forth over Instant Messenger?

Indeed, TMZ has somehow obtained the online transcript of a recent exchange between insane person, Anna Nicole Smith, and her probable baby's daddy, Larry Birkhead.

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We've posted it below, replete with spelling errors that make Courtney Love look like an English professor. Enjoy:

Anna Nicole: quit trash me at the casino
Larry: not at a casino
Anna Nicole: go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole: Yall are sick
Larry: show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole: don't think so
Anna Nicole: u wish
Larry: everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole: in your dreams

So many questions to consider from this Internet chat: Are their screen names really as boring as "Anna Nicole" and "Larry?" Will Smith's lawyers successfully block the court-mandated paternity test?

Will we ever see Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern pictures? Will the baby have to change her name once Birkhead is announced at the father?

Is Anna Nicole Smith nuttier than Janice Dickinson?

Some things we may never find out.

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Larry killed Anna and Daniel ...that scum and no one is sticking up for them...he is getting away with it...i hate him....

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can u be my friend cuz i'm lonely

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i love the ghost of anna nocole smith now.

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May Anna and Danny rest in peace-and may Larry and Dannielynn live a wonderful life together!

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Hey Everette, did howard stop her from using??? Obviously not so that means he let her. He was the closest person to her and he never stopped
her from using. Instead he helped her get drugs.I dont need to talk to anyone about addiction because I have been there done that and I was on a VERY addicting medication for 5 years and I got off them BY MYSELF!I never went to re-hab. It was one of the hardest things I have EVER done but I DID IT! I think I understand just fine, thank you now go get yourself to re-hab so you'll quit abusing pain meds. Meanwhile I'll continue to rant about Howard all I want, Thank You. AND THANK GOD Larry is the real dad!

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i am very happy for larry that he is the father! i think he really loved anna and he will do the best for the baby that he can. the only reason he was forced out of annas life was she was on drugs and he would not support her drug problem while pregnant.i also think virgie should be allowed to visit with the grandchild after larry has had a chance to bring the baby home and they are both settled in . she should back off for now.

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O please la la, howard hasn't made any $? Thats a f#@king joke. There is a picture of Daniel DEAD in his coffin in one of the tabloids this week, not to mention all the other pics he's sold. It's just a matter of time before he sells one of Anna dead.
Howard has made alot of money of Anna and Daniel since they died. Get real la la (lanel)

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TOLD YOU JANICE!! GUESS YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE BECAUSE YOUR MASTERS IN GENETICS OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN EXPERT. YOU SHOULD GET YOUR $ BACK. YOU GOT RIPPED OFF.

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howard hasnt made any m0ney 0ff 0f this...the 0nly peeps that have cashed in is vergie and larry. h0ward had a agreement with anna t0 be paid fr0m inheritance stemming fr0m the years 0f him advising her. they had a mutual arrangement. h0ward has lived a very simple life with anna. its hard t0 see the truth with all the garbage virgie and larry thr0w 0ut there in the s0 called name 0f "the right thing t0 d0". give me a break. they are n0thing but w0lves in sheeps cl0thing.

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Yes, thats true Gayle. She fell in the bathroom several days before she died. but i'm not sure she hit her head. the media said she had a bruise on her back. also, the media kept saying she collasped but thats not true. She was in her bed when they found her dead

Anna Nicole Smith Biography

Playboy Bunny Anna Nicole Smith died too young. She lived a sad, difficult life, one marked by many nude photos, dramatic family episodes, turbulent... More »
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