Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead: The Instant Messenger Exchange

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Why post on MySpace when you can go back and forth over Instant Messenger?

Indeed, TMZ has somehow obtained the online transcript of a recent exchange between insane person, Anna Nicole Smith, and her probable baby's daddy, Larry Birkhead.

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We've posted it below, replete with spelling errors that make Courtney Love look like an English professor. Enjoy:

Anna Nicole: quit trash me at the casino
Larry: not at a casino
Anna Nicole: go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole: Yall are sick
Larry: show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole: don't think so
Anna Nicole: u wish
Larry: everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole: in your dreams

So many questions to consider from this Internet chat: Are their screen names really as boring as "Anna Nicole" and "Larry?" Will Smith's lawyers successfully block the court-mandated paternity test?

Will we ever see Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern pictures? Will the baby have to change her name once Birkhead is announced at the father?

Is Anna Nicole Smith nuttier than Janice Dickinson?

Some things we may never find out.

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    Yvonne

    Larry killed Anna and Daniel ...that scum and no one is sticking up for them...he is getting away with it...i hate him....

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    emmy fredrick

    can u be my friend cuz i'm lonely

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    michel

    i love the ghost of anna nocole smith now.

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    Robyn

    May Anna and Danny rest in peace-and may Larry and Dannielynn live a wonderful life together!

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    name 2

    Hey Everette, did howard stop her from using??? Obviously not so that means he let her. He was the closest person to her and he never stopped her from using. Instead he helped her get drugs.I dont need to talk to anyone about addiction because I have been there done that and I was on a VERY addicting medication for 5 years and I got off them BY MYSELF!I never went to re-hab. It was one of the hardest things I have EVER done but I DID IT! I think I understand just fine, thank you now go get yourself to re-hab so you'll quit abusing pain meds. Meanwhile I'll continue to rant about Howard all I want, Thank You. AND THANK GOD Larry is the real dad!