Angelina Jolie to Zahara: Stay Thin!

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Zahara Jolie-Pitt is not pleased.

The adopted daughter of Brangelina just wants an ice cream cone.

Angelina Jolie Rules Brad Pitt

Merely a taste. One quick lick.

But Angelina Jolie is having none of it.

She sees what extra calories can do to previously thin, beautiful women. Why do you think Keira Knightley hasn't eaten dessert in 12 years?

Poor, powerless Brad Pitt, meanwhile, can only stand by and watch his daughter suffer. We thought he was stronger than that. But we may have the actor confused with his character in Fight Club.

In the end, Angelina, an ice cream cone isn't the end of the world. It's alcohol that's the Devil's beverage of choice. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

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This is what is destroying journalism. You don't know why Angelina refused the ice cream. Maybe she wants her child to eat a meal first. Maybe the little girl is lactose intolerant. No one knows. Get a life!

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sizi sewiyorum ..... l love ANGELÄ°NA.....cemil

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l love angelina-brad ....... seher
sizi çok sevorum ..... size bayılıyorum....birbirinize çok yakışıyorsunuz....MUTLULUKLAR....seher

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What a bunch of crap; miserable life of some poor cretin having to look at others and write about supposed celebrities, go &^ck yourself

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Brad Pitt is whipped by this woman.
Soon he'll be wearing a vial of blood around his neck and "I'm Angelina's bitch" tatooed across his back.

Angelina Jolie Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

Angelina Jolie Quotes

I'm very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant... You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.

Angelina Jolie

Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already.

Angelina Jolie [after being asked if she's having twins]