Kate Moss' publicist is denying reports that the skinny, perpetually coked-up supermodel married Pete Doherty, the rock star and fellow drug addict, in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand on New Year's Day, as was reported by T.H. Gossip yesterday.
It was reported that PeteMoss had tied the knot in intimate surroundings on on the idyllic island of Phuket. But it looks like that was just a phuking rumor! Weak.
Stuart Higgins, Kate Moss' publicist, refutes the reports.
In a statement released on Tuesday, he wrote:
"Contrary to various entirely false media reports, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."
He declined comment on whether everyone on said holiday saw Kate Moss nude, or whether that's a privilege reserved for Doherty. We're guessing it's not.
Anyway, we shouldn't be surprised that they're not married. These two are often too f*%ked up to think straight, and they're involved in wedding rumors every damn day. Plus, a friend of Kate's had already hinted the alleged nuptials were not what they at first appeared to be.
Said Moss' pal, probably under the influence of hard drugs:
"This was not likely to be a formal wedding because Kate would have wanted all her family and friends there. It is much more likely to be a symbolic gesture to show everyone just how serious they are about each other."
It is now being reported that Moss and the Babyshambles lead singer, who remains free despite countless arrests, are planning a wedding in England on January 18, as the Thai ceremony would not have been legally binding in the UK.
We'll keep you posted on the next non-wedding. Man, this is getting as tough to keep track of as all those Vaughniston breakups and engagements. Although it looks like Steve Bing might have put an end to that.