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May God bless America! And Lauren Nelson!

The newly-crowned Miss America, of whom no nude pictures or tales of drunken debauchery have been posted on the Internet, has finally given the land of the free and home of the brave an upstanding beauty queen it can be proud of.

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And after the events of the past few months - a period dominated by Miss USA Tara Conner (booze, cocaine, sexual indiscretions with men), Miss Teen USA Katie Blair (booze, sexual indiscretions with Conner!) and former Miss Nevada Katie Rees (you gotta check out these pics!) - that's no small feat.

No wonder, then, that comedian and patriotic social commentator Stephen Colbert is willing to stand up and give Nelson a salute. She's made us proud to be Americans once again...

... now, does anyone know where we can get more Katie Rees pictures? Just saying.

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Not every celebrity mother is Britney Spears.

Some actually find time to play with their children. And wear underpants. Take the case of the following two beauties:

Sexy Star Trekkie

Jennifer Garner, a first-time mommy, looks like a natural with daughter Violet. We may have questioned this actress' taste when she wedded Ben Affleck, but there's no denying her parental skills. Way to be, Jen.

Then, there's maternal veteran and model, Heidi Klum. Three kids into her marriage to Seal and this knockout is as playful as ever. 

We're guessing Kara Janx, a former finalist on Klum's show, Project Runway, only hopes she and her new husband are equally caring parents someday. Don't we all?

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Wherever Kristin Cavallari goes, The Hollywood Gossip does its best to follow. And if it weren't for the damn restraining order, we could do a much better job.

Just kidding. Or are we!??! Anyway, here are some pictures of our favorite socialite, actress and Laguna Beach alumna at the opening of the Mondrian Scottsdale. With Kristin in the middle pic is pal Jenn Hoffman. Click to enlarge!

Cavallari Attire

Somewhere, Lauren Conrad is jealous. Okay, probably not.

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Forgive Tom Brady if he isn't too crushed about not playing in the Super Bowl this weekend.

The studly quarterback is stil considered a winner now that rumors of he and Gisele Bundchen dating have been confirmed.

Gisele Topless

In this photo, they are walking the streets of New York after a night spent at Gisele's apartment.

Let's just hope she's changed the sheets since the days of boinking Leonardo DiCaprio.

Anyway, this is a beautiful, famous coupling that rivals that of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson.

But no way that pansy singer can throw a spiral.

So the Brady Bundchen wins our favorite new couple award, hands down.

Better luck next time, Dustin Diamond and poor taste.

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Billy Joel has done alright for himself. Multiple car accidents and drinking problems aside, this is a well-known, acclaimed, rich singer.

One that has been married to Christie Brinkley.

Meanwhile, Joel has also fathered a young, hopeful singer: Alexa Ray Joel. There's just one problem:

Some people mix up this 20-year daughter with her 25-year old step mother. Indeed, Katie Lee Joel - host of Top Chef - tied the knot with Billy a couple years ago and won't exactly get confused with Anna Nicole Smith, either.

It would be awfully embarassing if Billy ever got his two girls mixed up. But do you know which young hottie is which?

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Rapper The Game - also known as Jayceon Taylor - pleaded not guilty to charges he impersonated a police officer November 15.

The 50 Cent protege is accused of telling a limo driver he was an undercover cop and ordering him to run several red lights after appearing on David Letterman's show.

But his lawyer, Jeffrey Lichtman - who enjoyed a leisurely meal Monday with the hip-hop star and his entourage - says the charges are false and that our boy Game is the victim.

THG NOTE: The Game has an entourage? Man, there are some losers out there.

"The police are harassing him," Lichtman said in defense of his upstanding client. "They don't have a witness. No supporting deposition. It will be a slam-dunk acquittal or dismissal, it's up to the D.A."

The attorney said Game was offered time served today and didn't even lift his head to respond. It's an embarrassment for the star, he said, that the cops follow him from the moment he lands to the moment he leaves. A limo driver freaked out and that's it, and if anything, the cops harassed The Game.

An NYPD rep responded by saying, "If he feels he's being harassed, he should file a complaint with the Civilian Complaint Review Board."

We can never imagine The Game doing this. Regardless, he needs to get it together. Impersonating cops? That's the best he can do? Correct us if we're wrong, but we thought rappers were supposed to be at least semi-hard.

That's right. Cokehead/boozehound Tara Conner is officially tougher than this ass clown. And has a better body. As does Brandy, who it looks like killed someone.

Oh, and Game? Next time you want to name-drop famous friends, you gotta do better than Kevin Federline. You jackass.

LAST THG NOTE: We came across a youtube clip of Game describing how he "finger banged" some girl at a party. Dustin Diamond is mad jealous.

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Oh, man, is that Brody Jenner a smooth operator.

No wonder he can date any reality star he wants. No wonder he went - as Lauren recapped on Monday on The Hills, and we reported a while back - straight from Kristin Cavallari to Nicole Richie.

Heidi Montag Playboy Cover

You can see why. When a guy with the big brown puppy-dog eyes is insisting that "you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen," well, you want to believe him enough that you do. At least a little.

This is The Hills, after all.

At any rate, that two-timing game his pal Spencer ran on Heidi Montag and LC's pal Audrina continued to wreak havoc for the third straight week. If this dude looked half as good as Brody, it might make sense. But let's face it, he's no prize.

Audrina's characterization was all too fitting.

"He's a dirtbag," she told her friend at work. "[Heidi] is obviously just getting played."

The played one, however, was having none of it. She refused to invite Audrina to her big birthday shindig, for which she, incidentally, wore a black tutu, a barely existent halter top, and a crown.

"I'm an American princess," Heidi cooed, thus erasing any trace of sympathy we might have for her in this love-triangle situation.

Audrina broke protocol by not only showing up at the party uninvited but also confronting Heidi about their tiff in a calm, rational manner.

Naturally, that could only end up one way: with Heidi blowing her off, some random friend named Jen chastising her further, and her leaving in tears.

Brody and Lauren Conrad, meanwhile, played down any interest they might have in dating each other.

"Lauren is so your style," Spencer said to Brody, who replied, "I just got out of a relationship like a week ago."

Across the room, Lauren - still reeling from her breakup with Jason Wahler - was saying to Heidi, "I'm so not ready... I do not want to date anyone."

Instead, Lauren took on some diplomatic duties and attempted to negotiate peace over lunch with Audrina the next day (dragging poor Whitney along as a human shield). But the result was awkward silence punctuated by Audrina's occasional explanations of her behavior at Heidi's birthday. Later, we get the scoop from Lauren and Heidi:

Heidi Montag: What's gonna happen if you see her out?
Lauren Conrad: I'll say hi like anyone else.
Heidi Montag: But it's a mutual thing?
Lauren Conrad: Yeah.

Well, then. That settles that.

Surprisingly, Spencer voiced our feelings on the subject most succinctly when, somehow, our fearless double-daters showed up at the same club as Audrina.

"It's like, who cares?" he said.

Indeed.

Brody, for one, wasn't caring a bit â€" he'd cornered Lauren and was plowing straight through his list of painfully sincere lines.

"I like you," he said. "I want to hang out with you."

Suddenly, Heidi was saying, "Where'd Lauren and Brody go" and we're taken to Brody's sweet condo. And what was he saying? What else?

"There is nowhere else I wanna be right now," he said, going in for the kiss.

To Lauren's credit, she did the smart-girl thing and called him out.

"You're a cheeseball," she replied, but did add, "I love seeing you smile."

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It's difficult to get into the pants of Sienna Miller.

Not because she won't jump into bed with anyone hot and famous - just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Or don't, according to Miller.

Simply because theactress doesn't wear pants. She prefers the look of granny underwear, the easier for new man candy, Diddy, to yank off before Kim Porter catches him.

Perhaps Isaac Cohen needs to purchase some panties for Sienna, as well, seeing her apparent taste in undergarments. No wonder Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny.

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Mariska Hargitay is now the highest paid actress on TV.

But isn't it nice to see the money not going to her head?

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Or into the pocket of a nanny to carry around adorable celebrity baby, August?

Seen here, the duo is preparing to board a plane in L.A.

We feel a need to apologize to the boy, considering how we left him off the baby showdown that included Suri Cruise.

You're far more adorabe, Auggie.

Now that we've sort of seen Jayden James Federline pictures, though, maybe we'll  set up a new cuteness competition in the near future.

If so, you can bet Olivia Wilde will be on there.

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Jennifer Aniston is making news these days unrelated to her acting chops.Notably, fans are abuzz over the kiss she plants on Courtney Cox during the season finale of Dirt. In fact, that's how People magazine started the following interview with one of our favorite actresses ...

A Hot Couple

You guest-star on the season finale of Dirt as a lesbian. What was it like working with Courteney again?
We had a ball. It was completely fun. I forgot just how much fun we have together in the work world.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

The Hollywood Gossip note: Matt LeBlanc may disagree.

Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?
Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, "How many days will it take to come out? 'Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!' " It was a record: about a week.

Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery â€" your nose, your boobs. What's going on?
(Laughs) It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed â€" best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine.

They're still gonna run before and after pictures ...
Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

What gives you the most joy right now?
Beginning a new day. When you see what else is going on on the planet, it's pretty hard not to go, "Wow, thank you."

Sadly, People did not ask J-Ani about hooking up with K-Fed. It may be one of those rumors that we never truly find out about.

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