Don't worry, readers, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only celebrity whose boobs we'll be sure to keep you apprised about.

Ever since we saw this Victoria Beckham picture, we've been keeping a close eye on Posh's supple spices. Those around the former singer may wish to take cover.

Why? Because those puppies could pop at any minute. Just take a look at the image below. No way that skimpy shirt can hold them. David Beckham better protect himself at all times.

With weapons such as these, Victoria is more dangerous than Ashlee Simpson with a microphone.