The Sports Gal Doesn't Like Angelina Jolie

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Last week, The Sports Gal - wife of ESPN.com columnist, Bill Simmons - was in a festive mood.

This week, she's putting coal in the stocking of a certain celebrity. And it's not Rosie O'Donnell. To hear her say it ...

Backstabbing Jen!

I used to really like Angelina Jolie. Ever since she starred in Gia, I admired her flawless natural beauty, as well as the many character flaws that made her more likable and less threatening overall.

Maybe she was a recovering drug addict, a cutter, a brother kisser, and a blood vial-wearing skank who looked like she showered once a week, but she didn't care what others thought and was totally comfortable going out in public without tons of makeup on. So that made her likable, at least to me.

Then everything changed: She adopted Maddox, became a goodwill ambassador, started making normal movies and slowly made everyone forget that she was crazy. Next, she seduced and stole the husband of one of the most likable female celebs, adopted another baby with her stolen man, then had his biological child months before his divorce was even done.

But what really turned me into a full fledged Angelina hater was this month's Vogue article about her, with Angelina smugly pushing for peace talks between her and Jennifer Aniston, even having the gall to say, "That would be her decision, and I would welcome it."

If I were Jennifer Aniston, I would welcome it, too. Then I would meet Angelina for lunch and repeatedly smash a chair over her head.

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thanks for not blaming me, i will do anything like hunt them dowmn if i have to or if it's the last thing i do. no one disses jolie if your wandering dissed means talking trash to someone or making fun of. i'm immpressed by you going around the world that's been like my dream forever. your pretty assome. and thanks for saying i'm decensed i think, even though i don't know wat it really means.

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Dear Greg Thank yo so much for that you must like Jolie and Brad alot, and you knw wat that's exactly wat i've been tring to say but didn't have the words. and wandering was that directed to me cause i didn't say anything mean about her or him. thanks for having my back. (please respond to that)

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what do you mean by that? i really don't get it. and don't give me a awnser that's odd i want it to be clear please.

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what do you mean by that? i really don't get it. and don't give me a awnser that's odd i want it to be clear please.

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Dear Megan, Where there's smoke, there's fire
Try expeeriencing life for a few more yeara, & you'll know what I'm takling about^^
Heck, you may even view the situation in an entirely different light...cheers!

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I can tell alot of you guys don't like jolie. IT'S NOT HER FAULT OF ANYTHING. stop blaming her for everything even if it were true. have you guys forgot that the press puts in alot of things that are not true just to get a good by-line. if you guys had any brains you would know that. jolie is very caring and cares more then others then herself. she is not a slut, whore or anything else bad she's the most caring person in the world to me, and she is deffinetly not deceitful. you guys would know that if you just don't beleive what they put in the pappers, come on guys give it a shot and jolie one too ask your parents. duh! i'll be back here often next time i want to see some good words thrown in for jolie AND I MEAN IT TOO! GGGRRRRR! AHHHHH!

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Ä° love you my lady for ever

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To Angela,
Just because your spouse is boring and you have marital issues is not an excuse to be unfaithfu! Brad and Angelina are disgusting.

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I am not afraid to say it- Angelina is a huge slut. No matter what happened between Jennifer and Brad, you do not stray in a marriage. Brad and Angelina are disgusting and have twisted morals. All this goody goody charity stuff is such a fraud. Someone so kind wouldn't do what they did to Jennifer.

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Angelina could not have broken up a good marriage. Good marriages last. Happy, in love husbands do not stray. The rumors were that Jennifer didn't want children while Brad very much wanted them. Since he quickly adopted two then father another it seems the rumors are true.
After being with Jen for seven years and no babies he saw the writing on the wall. Quit blaming Angelina, put the blame where it belongs on a bad marriage between two people who could not work their differences out.

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