Tara Conner, Donald Trump Both Really Loaded

She may have been given a last-minute reprieve by the man who owns the Miss USA pageant (and most things in America), but don't be so certain that the wild partying that almost got Tara Conner stripped of her title is over.

Old habits die hard, after all. Nicole Richie, who's been starving herself to death and passing out in clubs since 2004, knows this all too well.

For the moment, at least, Tara Conner is all smiles. But despite a promise to attend rehab, she knows what's going down as soon as she leaves this press conference conducted by her de facto boss: Boozing hard, for sure. Getting absolutely tanked, and possibly even making out with Constantine Maroulis again. You go where the night takes you!

The bronzed, publicity-loving Donald Trump, meanwhile, can't help but think about how loaded he is... in an entirely different sense of the word.