Britney Spears just can't seem to keep her clothes on.
Not that she seems particularly worried about it.
Over the weekend, she paraded around in a very classy see-through dress for her mom's birthday and then a cleavage-spilling blouse for a Lakers game, where she was mercilessly booed by the raucous Staples Center crowd.
Then, later Sunday night, after that public embarrassment, Britney went over to Hollywood strip club 40 Deuce and decided it had been far too long since she provided the world with a good crotch shot. Okay, not that extreme, her pants did stay on.
Nevertheless, the Britster gave patrons a little show of her own between striptease acts... and received decidedly mixed reviews.
Cigarette in hand, Spears gyrated for the crowd, and bared her bra for all the world to see. Not that we haven't seen plenty of Britney's breasts before. Like, yesterday. Wonder if it was the same pink bra she wore in the picture below, taken Friday.
Amusingly, the strip club owner actually had to ask Britney to get the hell off the stage and leave the pole dancing to the pros (Lindsay Lohan, take notice). But she wouldn't budge. Finally, to refresh herself after all that booty-shaking exertion, Brit quenched her thirst by pounding the beverage of champions: Champagne and Coke.
You're a rock star, Brit. But don't you wonder how little Jayden James Federline is doing? Do you even know what he looks like? Not that we don't enjoy when you provide us with stories like this, but come on, girl. We love you unconditionally, but you're starting to make us think J.R. Rotem might be better off with Hayden Panettiere, and that just makes us sad.