Getting engaged is no longer news. Call us when you're not getting married, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
The new trend is for couples to announce that they are happy and not changing their status in any way. Right, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timerlake?
"We're happy with the way things are," the 1994 Playboy Playmate of the Year tells TV's Extra. "We have no plans to get married."
The couple recently returned from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding in Rome (did everyone hear? Those two kids got married!): "I was very happy to be there with him," McCarthy, 34, said of her Italian trip with Carrey, 44.
In other non-news:
- Oprah is still not gay
- Petra Nemcova did not dump James Blunt
- Britney Spears is not wearing underwear