Scarlett Johansson + Breasts = High-Selling Hand Bags

Credit the marketing department at Louis Vutton for coming up with the following formula: Fun Bags + Hand Bags = A Solid Ad Campaign.

This is especially the case when the fun bags in question belong to Scarlett Johansson. When not discussing the president and other wordly issues, the actress herself will tell you how much she enjoys her breasts.

We assume, meanwhile, that Jessica Simpson was next in line for these ads, but she was too busy forgetting Dolly Parton lyrics.

Finally, these Kate Moss nude shots were that model's attempt at garnering a purse endorsement. Instead, she'll have to settle for dating a law-breaking drug addict.