Rosie O'Donnell: Tryin' to Be a Player Hater!

You know it's a good week when Rosie O'Donnell starts picking meaningless battles, making no sense and trying to start $h!t with other celebrities and/or ethnic groups.

Kelly Ripa, who was hushed by Clay Aiken and proceeded to tell the American Idol icon a thing or two about manners, now knows a thing or two about Rosie's wrath. So do Suri Cruise and all her fellow Asians. But someone new has topped them all on the Rosie rage mater...

Yes, Donald Trump is under fire from The View co-host for his treatment of Miss USA, Tara Conner. Rosie says he is not the one to judge a girl's moral character, but then again, she's a lesbian - what does she know!?

Oh. Snap. We went there. In truth, The Gossip couldn't care less about that - this is actually just an experiment to see if we can become the new object of O'Donnell's relentless, unfocused babbling and gain some notoriety by being talked about on The View.

Any publicity is good publicity, right? Sure works for Perez Hilton.