Absolutely disgusted with her marriage and with Hollywood in general, Academy Award winner Reese Witherspoon has decided it's time to start over - in Charleston, S.C., according to the New York Post's Liz Smith.
Reese believes firmly in her Southern roots, and has has taken her children and relocated to Charleston, S.C. Both kids are said to already be in public school there. Ryan Phillippe, meanwhile, is said to have relocated to Abbe Cornish's pants. Sorry, that was rough.
Hopefully, our girl Reese finds the privacy and stability she seeks in South Carolina and returns to acting only when she's ready. And hopefully, that hack Phillippe doesn't snag too much of her cash. Stupid lack of pre-nup! D'oh! Take note of this, Aaron Carter, before you sign your life and fortune away to Kaci Brown.