With rumors that her close friend, Kim Kardashian, may be putting out a sex tape soon, what's an attention-starved socialite to do?

If you're Paris Hilton and you're in Australia, you're gonna get all wet for fans in order to draw attention back to yourself, of course.

After spending the afternoon seaside with Kardashian, the HO-tel heiress just had to shower in front of a throng of onlookers. While Paris Hilton's pussy probably got clean, couldn't this have taken place in private?

Nicky Hilton, meanwhile, was probably upset she wasn't invited to play with her sister under the water.