News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.
Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.
But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.
In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.
While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.
"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.
You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.
In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.