December 2006 Gossip Archive (Page 9)

Forget about Sienna Miller nude for a moment. Come on, give it a try.

Instead, let's talk about the diet Jude Law's ex went through in order to shed a few pounds for her role in Factory Girl. We just caught the attention of Nicole Richie, didn't we?

Miller plays Andy Warhol muse Edie Sedgwick in the new film and had to slim her naturally svelte figure down even more to play the late junkie. How did she do it?

"I decided to drink vodka instead of wine because it has fewer calories," Sienna said.

Whoosh! Did you feel that gust of wind? It must've been Kate Bosworth sprinting out to the liquor store. We assume Kate Hudson will be joining her there shortly.

We always knew Sienna Miller was a role model for insanity. Who could've guessed she'd lead the vodka-related weight loss charge, as well?

 

Making a late push for Stepmother of the Year, Katie Holmes spent her 28th birthday on Sunday bonding with Connor and Isabella Cruise.

Holmes and the adopted children of husband Tom Cruise and his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, have formed a strong relationship of late, with Katie attending all their soccer games and doing everything she can to be a part of their lives, which we have to give her credit for.

The trio spent the day giving back to the community, by playing Santa to a needy family in East Los Angeles: They brought the family gifts and a Christmas tree on a visit arranged by a local non-profit organization.

It's great to see that despite belonging to a cult and possibly being insane, TomKat clearly has its priorities in line. They are a big, happy extended family now, a fact that radiates from the adorable smile on little Suri Cruise.

A lot of actresses dye their hair. Cameron Diaz comes to mind.

Typically, however, we're looking at a blonde going brunette. Or vice versa. It's a rare case when a beautiful brown-haired star trades in her dark locks for ... pink. But Rachel McAdams has dared to go where few others ever have.

Now that she's (possibly) engaged to Ryan Gosling, perhaps the Wedding Crashers actress simply doesn't care about her looks anymore. Or perhaps she's aware that a face like that goes with any hair color.

Either way, we're on the McAdams bandwagon. She's everything that Anna Nicole Smith is not.

The parenting skills of Britney Spears are being called into question once again, but this time, the criticism isn't revolving around dropping Sean Preston or neglecting Jayden James. This time she's been voted the world's worst celebrity dog owner by two dog magazines.

"Britney Spears was the overwhelming choice," Hilary O'Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement.

"She once had three Chihuahuas... and never left home without at least one of them on her arm. As soon as she met [Kevin Federline] and had kids, (the dogs) disappeared."

Her pants seem to have done the same.

Britney's former BFF, Paris Hilton, placed second for "treating her dogs like accessories."

Oprah Winfrey, who owns five dogs, was voted this year's best celebrity dog owner. The talk-show host replaced 2005 winner Joss Stone, and beat out fellow dog owners Tori Spelling and Nicollette Sheridan.

We're not entirely sure that the criteria are here. Brit was named worst dog owner for leaving her dogs at home, and Paris was named second worst dog owner for toting her dogs everywhere like purses? These publications obviously need to get their points straight before hastily giving Britney and Paris such bad publicity.

Oh, who are we kidding, we fear for any dog that happens to come in contact with either celeb. Same goes for this pathetic Paris Hilton pussy.

Also, we're not sure that Spears' Chihuahua, Bit-Bit (pictured) would fare well at Hyde, where Britney's been spending most of her time these days.

Actually, it's probably good that Brit leaves her pooches at home... as long as Natasha Lyonne isn't dog-sitting, of course. What whuuuut!

Brace yourselves, Kevin Federline fans.

Oh, wait, there are none of those. Our fault. In any case, get ready for more K-Fed in the world of professional wrestling. T.H. Gossip has learned that Fed-Ex, whose previous WWE role has been that of pimp-slapping menace, will be returning to the ring on January 1 for a title match against his nemesis, John Cena, on a much-anticipated edition of WWE RAW.

Last night, K-Fed appeared on RAW to talk $h!t and promote the January 1 event. The estranged husband of Britney Spears says he's really not who he's portrayed as - it's just an invention of the media that everyone has bought into. He tells the crowd that the real Kevin Federline never backs down from a challenge.

He said just like he's done before, he'll shock the world and defeat John Cena. He said he'd be the one laughing on New Year's Day. Before he left, he informed Cena that he does, in fact, want some. In fact, he's coming to get some.

Too bad that grease ball J.R. Rotem was saying the same about Britney last week.

Hold your jaws in place, fans. The following Tara Conner update may cause them to drop.

While the actual announcement is yet to come out, we can confirm that the winner of this year's Miss USA pageant has lost her crown due to unruly behavior (more on that later). Jumping in to comment is a former winner - and Dancing With the Stars contestant - of that honor.

"I don't think a lot of women are prepared when they take the title," Shanna Moakler said to TMZ.com.

Moakler, who was crowned Miss USA in 1995 after Chelsi Smith became Miss Universe, knows first hand the difficulties of being a pageant winner.

"Most women in pageants love the actual pageant - the competition, the show. They don't understand that it is actually a real job that you are paid a real salary for."

You tell 'em, Shanna! And to think, Heather Mills thinks it's tough to be a one-legged former call girl.

Meanwhile, Moakler may say her heart goes out to Conner, but that sentiment was expressed before a few more details about the ex-Miss USA's conduct were made public. Let's go over the sordid allegations now ...

The Kentucky beauty will not only be replaced tomorrow by Tomiko Nash, she'll be facing accusations of drug use and lesbian behavior. Seriously.

Yesterday, the New York Daily News reported that Conner had failed a drug test for cocaine. Sources confirmed to TMZ that after she was "caught red-handed," she took a hair follicle drug test that returned positive for coke.

While Pete Doherty would be proud, pageant officials knew they had a problem with Conner and her wild ways "the minute she was crowned."

Specifically, they've been troubled by her friendship with 18-year-old Miss Teen USA Katie Blair (with Conner, above, right).

The pair have been spotted kissing (each other!) in bars, while returning together to Tara's posh Trump Place apartment late at night with a variety of men.

A rep for the pageant says the allegations about Miss Teen USA are totally unfounded, but that doesn't make them any less hot troubling.

Welcome to the ultimate cuteness showdown. As the year draws to a close, we thought you might enjoy a photo comparison of three of the sweetest humans to join the population in 2006. Talk about a toss-up! We present TomKat spawn Suri Cruise (left), Gwen Stefani's son Kingston James McGregor Rossdale (center) and Brangelina product Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (right) with her mother.

Three babies. 10 names. Infinite cuddliness. Who would you rather spend time with if you had the chance? It's a complete toss-up as far as T.H. Gossip is concerned, but we will say this much: There is absolutely no way in hell that Tom Cruise is Suri's biological dad. Look at that little Asian cutie! Something's up here.

We may not be able to pronounce his name, but we are able to commend Reichen Lehmkuhl for standing up against ugly, pompous celebrity bloggers.

No, not The Hollywood Gossip. We have nothing but respect for Reichen and his relationship with Lance Bass (which IS still on, by the way).

We're speaking, of course, about that lawbreaker, Perez Hilton. Lehmkuhl recently went off on the fake journalist for accusing Reichen of cheating on Bass.

Like any star, Lemkuhl took his fight to the world of MySpace. Once there, he slammed Hilton for referring to he and Lance as "Princess Frostylocks and The Third Reich." In turn, he called Perez a "Big (blank) Ugly Liar, an Accused Thief and Criminal."

It. Is. On.

Reichen said that Perez's report that he made out without someone other than Bass at a party is a "blantant lie" [sic], and that Perez erroneously reported that the former *NSYNCer and Amazing Race winner had broken up.

"Contrary to what this ugly wind-bag has reported, I have not broken up with my boyfriend. I did not go home with anyone from Survivor from any party..."

Reichen then defended himself against Hilton hullabaloo that he was dating Bass for money. Sounds to us like Lemkuhl is about to go all Katie Couric on Perez's posterior.

We can't wait.

Forget illegal immigration - the U.S. Border Patrol screwed up big time on this one. Seriously. Couldn't we just seal off all major ports to keep this crazy, frequently-marrying "model" with enormous breasts from coming back?

Alas, Anna Nicole Smith is back in America for the first time since the death of her son Daniel in September. The reason? To resume her fight for her late husband J. Howard Marshall's fortune, of course.

The former model, who moved to the Bahamas to give birth to baby daughter Dannielynn at the beginning of the summer - before having the power shut off and getting her fat ass thrown out by the Caribbean nation - arrived in court yesterday to continue her legal battle for Marshall's millions.

Although the new mom and defendant in one paternity suit after another was left out of her ex-husband's will, she contends that Marshall intended to provide for her through a special trust. Smith initially won a $474 million judgment, which was later slashed to $90 million and eventually reduced to zero as Marshall's late son E. Pierce Marshall fought to keep the actress away from his father's cash.

The U.S. Supreme Court then ruled that only federal courts in California could deal with her case. Smith attended the mediation hearing yesterday, wearing a black sequined suit and sunglasses. Classy, as usual. Howard K. Stern would be rolling in his grave if he could see this display.  But what do you really expect at this point.

All we have to say is boo, Anna Nicole Smith. Boo. Go back to the Bahamas!

Fresh off her wonderful DUI arrest, the emaciated Nicole Richie and a pal stocked up on graham crackers and donuts at Ralph's supermarket in L.A.

We weren't there to witness it, but everything these hoes bought was probably fat free, sugar free, carb free and taste free. Either that, or the friend is doing all the eating. 

Regardless, T.H. Gossip hopes Nicole's menstrual cramps aren't too bad this month. You know what happens then. Like the other 3 billion women on Earth, she takes Vicodin, smokes weed and drives the wrong way on the freeway.

On a side note, Nicole, take off the damn glasses indoors, will you? There is no sun glare in there. No need to look like an alien 24-7.