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We recently reported that lovesick teen Aaron Carter boasted about being madly in love. Apparently now he's out to prove it.

Carter and his girlfriend of an entire week, Kaci Brown, were frolicking on Venice Beach yesterday, kissing, hugging and rolling around in the sand for nearly an hour. Too bad they weren't alone for all that long; Aaron's twin sister, Angel, and a friend showed up later in the day. Damn, son. You got cock-blocked by your own sister!

Aaron Carter Photograph

In any case, this PDA - while fairly decent - has absolutely nothing on some of the previous celebrity public displays of affection in 2006. Such as...

  1. ... When we spotted Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari in a similarly sandy embrace. Oh, those were the good ol' days, when those two were pawing each other.
  2. ... When the embattled, but still-reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner, reportedly gets a little tipsy and kisses Miss Teen USA. While we have yet to see pictures of Conner and Katie Blair hooking up, we couldn't leave it off this list - and are hopeful it happens again soon.
  3. ... Paris and Nicky Hilton's bizarre antics in the back of a stretch limo. Okay, so there was no real girl-on-girl action going on (we don't think), but still. Those are some, um, interesting pictures.
  4. ... By far the best of the year, courtesy of PeteMoss - sorry, Aaron, you just can't compete with Pete and Kate's dry-humping horniness on the lawn... of a drug rehab clinic.
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Looks as if Gwen Stefani isn't the only celebrity doing a little moving and shaking in the real estate game this week.

No, we're not talking about Donald Trump, although he has built a large percentage of his fortune through developing real estate.

OMG Where AM I

The subject of this post is the incomparable Britney Spears, who has moved into a new house, real estate sources confirm. Brit's new digs: a nice $7.2 million Mediterranean-style home in an exclusive, gated community just off Mulholland Drive in Beverly Hills.

Spears has already left the sprawling Malibu mansion where she lived with her estranged husband, Kevin Federline, and their two children.

"She's moved in," said one nearby homeowner who asked not to be identified. "She's a neighbor."

THG NOTE: Dynamite drop-in, neighbor!

The new 7,453-square foot house has five-bedrooms, six bathrooms, a pool, media room, library and a terrace with a view of Los Angeles. Although the property is officially listed as being in escrow, the commando queen liked it so much that she has taken possession of the dwelling and the previous owner's contents.

Given the high-profile neighbors in this Beverly Hills setting, the new community will afford more privacy for Spears and her two young sons, Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James Federline. Plus, she surely doesn't want any paparazzi snooping around trying to snap hot pics of that new tattoo.

"It's a great gated community where the tour buses won't be stopping at your front door or lookiloos driving by," said Kurt Rappaport, president of Westside Real Estate Agency. "She got good value for the property."

And we continue to get our money's worth out of these nude pictures. Everyone wins.

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They make the pairing of Nick Lachey and Bruce Springstein look normal.

But that doesn't mean George Clooney and former President George Bush can't band together for an important, charitable cause.

George Clooney Press Conference Pic

The pair made an appearance Thursday on ABC's Good Morning America to discuss their efforts to rebuild an emergency care hospital in Louisiana after it had been destroyed in Hurricane Rita.

"I thought we could add a little spice to this event, and, boy, was I right," the former chief executive told GMA's Diane Sawyer, as People's Sexiest Man Alive sat at his side.

The first President Bush also displayed a sense of humor, telling the actor/ladies man: "Don't ask about Barbara."

Bush then said he was "too old" to ask Clooney "about Britney Spears." (Not that he has to; he can just visit The Hollywood Gossip every day for the latest of the commando queen.)

On Wednesday, Bush - who had been personally asked by Clooney to participate in the reconstruction effort - presented local Louisiana officials with a $2 million donation from the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund that will pay for operating expenses once South Cameron Memorial Hospital is rebuilt next year.

Clooney, managing to refer to his former role as Dr. Doug Ross on ER, told the appreciative crowd:

"There is good news in all of this, which is that when the hospital gets up and running, I will not be doing any of the medical procedures."

Neither will the newest doc on Grey's Anatomy, Eric Dane.

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Looks like Britney Spears isn't the only one dumping K-Fed.

That's right, one of the only companies who ever made the monumental error of Kevin Federline has also dispatched the self-proclaimed rapper. Five Star Vintage, a clothing label owned by San Francisco's Blue Marlin clothing company that for some reason hired, then re-hired K-Fed earlier this year, has finally let him go.

Britney Spears Having Sex

A source confirmed to TMZ that the contract was conveniently allowed to expire without renewal. Smooth. What's more, it's possible K-Fed may have not only failed to boost sales for the company - he may have helped its brand completely fold.

EXHIBIT A: The company's website no longer exists.
EXHIBIT B: the marketing executive who brought in Federline, touting his "renegade style," has moved on and hasn't been replaced.

Oh well. At least K-Fed has his newfound love of parenting to fall back on.

Blue Marlin, for its part, insists that Five Star Vintage still exists, and that the website was merely having "technical difficulties."

Sure thing. Next thing you know, we're going to hear that Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, did not make out with Miss USA, Tara Conner. Or that Britney Spears enjoys going clubbing wearing no pants by accident. Come on, people.

Anyway, here are a few pics from the now-defunct K-Fed marketing campaign. Stellar.

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Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale are going b-a-n-a-n-a-s for a new piece of real estate they just snagged. Sorry, that's gotta be in the running for worst introduction to a piece of celebrity news ever.

Reports say Kingston James McGregor Rossdale's parents paid almost $15.5 million for a hot Beverly Hills mansion formerly owned by other prominent celebrity couple, albeit one without a cute baby - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.

J. Lo and Babs

Stefani and Rossdale, who welcomed Kingston into the world in May, plan to have more kids and raise a family in the luxury California property, which has four bedrooms, seven bathrooms and an infinity pool - whatever that is.

Lopez plans to convert to Scientology. God help her.

Stefani recently expressed her desire for more children, saying in an interview: "I pray that I can have another baby."

So do we. We like Gwen. And we love celebrity babies!

 

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Sorry, Kelly Ripa. You're old news.

Rosie O'Donnell has turned her wrath from your non-offensive remarks to the lifestyle and financial portfolio of a certain reality TV host with weird hair.

O'Donnell, Rosie

For some reason, The View co-host has decided to attack Donald Trump for the way he handled recent problems with Miss USA. It began on Wednesday's show, when Rosie spewed:

"(He) left the first wife â€" had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend," she said in reference to the Tara Conner scandal.

The war of words continued later on when Rosie hid behind her computer screen to fire away on her blog. (What, she doesn't have a MySpace account?)

In a new entry, O'Donnell reproduced a lengthy article from the online encyclopedia site Wikipedia about Trump's finances â€" in particular, his reported 1990 business bankruptcy.

The entry is to help support her claim, made on The View Wednesday, that Trump has a shaky financial past. The Donald has threatned to sue her over the remarks - as well as take away her lover, Kelli. No, really.

In her posting, O'Donnell adds: "i will let u know if the donald sues me/or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals/dont u find him charming."

Almost as charming as you, Rosie. Now go apologize for real to Suri Cruise and all the other Asians you've recently offended.

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Miss USA Tara Conner may have survived to rule another day, but at least one organization thinks she's tainted the image of little sister/possible lesbian kissing partner.

With that in mind, Miss Teen USA Katie Blair has been let go from her role as spokesperson for Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD). The company announced yesterday that it has ended its relationship with the 18-year old, saying in a statement:

"We do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives."

It may be hard for Blair to argue her case on this one. It would be akin to Nicole Richie leading the charge for Overeaters Anonymous.

Or Britney Spears being an underwear model. Some things just don't make sense. Anyway, here's a bonus picture of Katie Blair and Tara Conner.

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She may have been given a last-minute reprieve by the man who owns the Miss USA pageant (and most things in America), but don't be so certain that the wild partying that almost got Tara Conner stripped of her title is over.

Old habits die hard, after all. Nicole Richie, who's been starving herself to death and passing out in clubs since 2004, knows this all too well.

Trump vs. Prejean

For the moment, at least, Tara Conner is all smiles. But despite a promise to attend rehab, she knows what's going down as soon as she leaves this press conference conducted by her de facto boss: Boozing hard, for sure. Getting absolutely tanked, and possibly even making out with Constantine Maroulis again. You go where the night takes you!

The bronzed, publicity-loving Donald Trump, meanwhile, can't help but think about how loaded he is... in an entirely different sense of the word.

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The incomparable Britney Spears continued to celebrate her single status by taking off her pants and giving us some great new nude pictures getting a new tattoo in L.A. Tuesday.

In an effort to continue being brainwashed by Britney's bad behavior, her little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, came along for the trip. It's good to see that once again, Brit couldn't bring herself to put on an outfit that covers her pink bra - except when she shows up in a parka. In Southern California. Yeah - real normal.

Soft Core

Britney already has some other tats - a list that includes a fairy on her back, a pair of pink dice on her left forearm (to match the blue dice her ex Kevin Federline has on his right forearm), a Hebrew tattoo on her neck, a butterfly and a vine winding down her foot, and a Japanese symbol that she probably doesn't even understand on her bikini line.

 

Now she's added a little star on her hand. Aww. So cute. Perhaps it symbolizes what she used to be, before she married K-Fed, then became a baby factory and walking train wreck.

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It was a heartbreaking year in Hollywood. And, no, we're not just referring to recent troubles for that drug addicted Miss USA, Tara Conner.

On the small screen, main characters from some of our favorite shows were sent to the great big DVR in the sky.

Here's a recap of the most memorable:

  • As if the trials and tribulations of Meredith and McDreamy were not enough, Grey's Anatomy made us fall in love with Denny Duquette. And then killed him off in the season finale. George Clooney didn't love his pig as much as we loved Denny.
  • On Lost, meanwhile, fans were just getting to know Mr. Eko. Unfortunately, the smoke monster on the island was, as well. And the mysterious wanna-be priest didn't stand a chance against it.
  • We can't say we felt the same sort of loss when The OC cut ties with Marissa, played emaciatedly Mischa Barton, however. That annoying drag on Ryan worn out her welcome months earlier.

Good riddance to her. But best of luck to former real-life couple, Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody!

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