You know it's a good week when Rosie O'Donnell starts picking meaningless battles, making no sense and trying to start $h!t with other celebrities and/or ethnic groups.

Kelly Ripa, who was hushed by Clay Aiken and proceeded to tell the American Idol icon a thing or two about manners, now knows a thing or two about Rosie's wrath. So do Suri Cruise and all her fellow Asians. But someone new has topped them all on the Rosie rage mater...

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Absolutely disgusted with her marriage and with Hollywood in general, Academy Award winner Reese Witherspoon has decided it's time to start over - in Charleston, S.C., according to the New York Post's Liz Smith.

Reese believes firmly in her Southern roots, and has has taken her children and relocated to Charleston, S.C. Both kids are said to already be in public school there. Ryan Phillippe, meanwhile, is said to have relocated to Abbe Cornish's pants. Sorry, that was rough.

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