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Last week, The Sports Gal - wife of ESPN.com columnist, Bill Simmons - was in a festive mood.

This week, she's putting coal in the stocking of a certain celebrity. And it's not Rosie O'Donnell. To hear her say it ...

Backstabbing Jen!

I used to really like Angelina Jolie. Ever since she starred in Gia, I admired her flawless natural beauty, as well as the many character flaws that made her more likable and less threatening overall.

Maybe she was a recovering drug addict, a cutter, a brother kisser, and a blood vial-wearing skank who looked like she showered once a week, but she didn't care what others thought and was totally comfortable going out in public without tons of makeup on. So that made her likable, at least to me.

Then everything changed: She adopted Maddox, became a goodwill ambassador, started making normal movies and slowly made everyone forget that she was crazy. Next, she seduced and stole the husband of one of the most likable female celebs, adopted another baby with her stolen man, then had his biological child months before his divorce was even done.

But what really turned me into a full fledged Angelina hater was this month's Vogue article about her, with Angelina smugly pushing for peace talks between her and Jennifer Aniston, even having the gall to say, "That would be her decision, and I would welcome it."

If I were Jennifer Aniston, I would welcome it, too. Then I would meet Angelina for lunch and repeatedly smash a chair over her head.

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Looks like everyone's kicking J.R. Rotem to the curb and moving on to bigger and better things.

One look at the dude makes it easy to see why.

Hi From Hayden

Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer whose real name is Jonathan, and whose 15 minutes of fame began when he was spotted making out with Britney Spears, was dispatched promptly by the Britster and never seen with her again after.

Alas, the shelf life of a Britney boy toy is a brief one.

J.R. bounced back quickly, though, and immediately began getting his mack on with a few other lovely ladies, most notably Lost actress Bai Ling and Heroes star Hayden Panettiere.

But the latter, a petite blonde cutie whose middle name might as well be Jailbait, apparently tired of him pretty quickly herself. She's moved on to a new man, a rotund and jolly fellow who seems like he's everywhere these days.

What a player!

Sure enough, that's our girl Hayden Panettiere and good old Saint Nick. Hopefully, Santa has some nice gifts for her this year... and we mean actual presents, like J. Crew sweaters and things. Nothing salacious (at least for another 242 days until she turns legal).

That goes for you too, DJ AM!

Anyway, it's nice to see Hayden hasn't been seen with that grease ball J.R., and seems to be in a festive mood. Unlike other stars, such as Nicole Richie, who can't seem to get in the spirit of Christmas at all. Come on, Nicole. Even Snoop Dogg is good for a little "ho, ho, ho."

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She's the first loser of this year's Miss Nevada competition. Or so we thought!

Tuns out that Helen Salas - and her incredible tan - will indeed represent her state in March's Miss USA contest.

How come?

Because the original winner, Katie Rees, is apparently an X-rated exhibitionist, one that may make a worse spokesperson for underage drinking than Anna Nicole Smith would make for sanity.

You know the Miss (Insert State or Country Here) competitions may be in need of modification when Shanna Moakler is the voice of reason.

The former Miss USA has reasonably expressed concern over the fact that many of these girls do not grasp the responsibility involved in actually winning a pageant.

Guess we'll see what Tara Conner learns in rehab.

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Leave it to the super spies at TMZ to uncover the latest random celebrity couple. Nicole Scherzinger, front-kitty of the Pussycat Dolls, has been spotted with Talan Torriero, the baby-faced, often-overshadowed star of seasons one and two of Laguna Beach.

The pair were seen dining at The Grove in Los Angeles yesterday. Clearly the date wasn't too enthralling, as they are both on their respective phones during lunch. Nicole also hid under a hood and behind giant shades. Weak! hat happened to the rampant exhibitionism we're used to seeing from the Pussycat Dolls!? We're probably just spoiled by Britney Spears.

Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton

Some of you gossip hounds may recall that Talan was engaged to Kimberly Stewart for like a day. He also got it on with Kristin Cavallari while on Laguna Beach and has been linked to other stars, including the Ms. Crotch of Fire herself, Lindsay Lohan, since leaving the MTV reality hit and becoming a full-fledged D-List celebrity.

Forget Jason Wahler, this is Laguna Beach's true player. Odds are that he will have broken up with Nicole and be spotted snuggling up to Katie Blair by January 1.

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Rosie O'Donnell may wish to think twice the next time she criticizes Donald Trump.

After all, take a look at the barrage of insults that has resulted from Rosie's critique of how Trump handled the recent Tara Conner controversy:

Rosie

To Larry King on CNN: "Disgraceful, a horrible human being, a terrible person ... a loser. Her magazine failed. The ratings for her show were terrible. They basically threw her off the air. ... She is not a good person. She makes false statements. She's a bully."

To the FOX News Channel: "(View executive producer) Barbara Walters, in my opinion rues the day she put that animal on her show."

To the Los Angeles-based TV show Good Day L.A.: "Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA's head. I think she's very attracted to Miss USA so she probably wanted to put the crown on her head herself."

To the New York Post: "She's an extremely unattractive person who doesn't understand the truth. ... I think she's a terrible person ... She has failed at everything she has done...She's a bully and she sucker punches people."

Gotta love The Donald. We're begging Rosie to say something now about Katie Rees in order to start a new round.

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Consider this an early Christmas gift for Larry Birkhead:

A Los Angeles judge has ordered a paternity test to determine the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 3-month-old daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, People magazine has learned.

Playboy Bunny

The ruling, which was revealed on Thursday, came in a lawsuit filed by Birkhead, who claims that he â€" and not Smith's fiancé Howard K. Stern â€" is the father of the infant.

"If I was on anybody's Christmas list, they can scratch me off because this is the best Christmas present I could have ever received," Birkhead told People. "I'm one step closer to beginning a relationship with my daughter."

Anna Nicole Smith, meanwhile, had been residing with Stern in the Bahamas, where she gave birth to Dannielynn on September 7. She was just ordered to return to the States, however. A nation cowered at the news.

Right now, however, the whereabouts of Smith and Stern are unclear. What is clear, though? How downright scary Anna and Janice Dickinson are.

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Tara Conner has a lot to learn.

If the current Miss USA was trying to get stripped of her crown, allegations of cocaine abuse and possible girl-on-girl action with Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, isn't nearly enough.

Tara should've just followed the lead of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees. That is, make sure pictures of yourself getting down and dirty with guys and girls sprout up around the Net.

More than any other celebrity photos The Hollywood Gossip has ever posted, these speak for themselves. We have TMZ.com to thank for uncovering them. And Rees to thank for being a complete skank.

The now former Miss Nevada is in red. The photos were taken when she was 17.

In a statement, Paula M. Shugart, President of the Miss Universe Organization, said:

"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First Runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 Miss USA Pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles."

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No, we're just kidding.

Hopefully, the innocent Clay Aiken comment uttered by this beauty a few weeks ago is long forgotten.

Kelly Ripa, Husband

We know Rosie O'Donnell has moved on to a new feud, for instance.

And it's nice to see Kelly Ripa making nice, as well.

Even if it is to someone as misguided as The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

If anyone can turn his attitude around, though, it's Regis' bubbly pal.

Maybe she can work on Perez Hilton next.

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Beyonce Knowles may hate Jennifer Hudson - but she loves helping those in need.

The lovely lady friend of Jay-Z will hand out gifts to underprivileged kids in New York before heading to Houston this weekend for a traditional family Christmas.

Jigga Man and B

"I do the same thing every year. I start out in New York passing toys out at children's homes," Beyonce said. "Then I fly to Houston to my mother's house, and she cooks. She cooks yams, and macaroni and cheese, and spicy turkey and greens."

From there, Knowles leaves the gift-giving up to Santa. Hopefully, he's sobered up now after a few nights out with Snoop Dogg.

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The venerable DJ AM, whose used to go by his innocuous birth name of Adam Goldstein - doesn't miss his ex-fiancee, the anorexic, DUI fiend Nicole Richie.

But he does miss her fame.

DJ AM, Hayley Wood

Goldstein has been quietly asking friends around Los Angeles to "set him up with someone who has a name," said a friend.

"Basically, he knows he can charge a lot more when he is attached to a famous girlfriend. His rates have had to go way down since he split up with Nicole." 

We feel bad for DJ AM, but it could be worse. At least he doesn't have to do the typical boyfriend things, like pick her up off the floor when she collapses at Hyde, pretend to feel sorry for her when those menstrual cramps are just unbearable, or bail her out of jail after she gets arrested for driving the wrong way on the freeway and a fabulously sexy Nicole Richie mug shot is taken.

As far as the dating front goes, AM was reportedly linked to Michelle Trachtenberg last month, but apparently that didn't last… maybe she wasn't famous enough.

Hey, Adam, we hear Britney Spears is available… and you never know what Tara Conner is willing to do to stir up some publicity!

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