Britney Spears was at it again over the weekend, celebrating her 25th birthday in panties (thankfully), with back-up dancers and D-list posse in tow.

The incomparable pop star spend the big night with - who else - new BFF Paris Hilton, and they added another third wheel to the ho train, at least for Saturday - Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. No Josh Duhamel, though. Sadly.

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We're guessing the Detroit native is wearing underwear, however.

He's also wearing a female admirer around his neck in this picture, proving that the only way to move on from a Playboy centerfold such as Pamela Anderson is to party with women hoping to grace the pages of that publication someday.

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No, it's not a battle of which washed up star looks better in black. Although that would be an understandable interpretation.

Instead, the photo seen here depicts WWE star, Hulk Hogan, facing off with Baywatch hunk and occasional nut job, David Hasselhoff.

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Lindsay Lohan starred in Mean Girls, and knows full well how Paris Hilton can be one in real life. But the Crotch of Fire isn't the object of Paris' most recent wrath.

That (dis)honor belongs to Kim Kardashian (pictured below) Paris' former erstwhile "best friend forever," who apparently isn't good enough for Hilton's company now that the pants-shunning, paparazzi-pleasing Britney Spears is in the picture.

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British rocker Pete Doherty smiled and hugged fans outside court on Monday after a judge ruled he will not serve jail time for possession of drugs including heroin and crack cocaine. District Judge Jane McIvor ordered the 27-year-old Babyshambles singer to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs and forbade him from driving for four months.

"I feel relieved," Doherty told reporters outside Thames Magistrate Court in London, while pissing on a wall. Just kidding.

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