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Now Britney Spears is stripping.

The sexy singer, who's already shown us that she occasionally goes out in no pants, has reportedly been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton. Britney's slutty BFF has been giving her private lessons in her home, reports say.

The Circus Continues

"Britney and Paris went upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Yes, that's right. Apparently so many people go to her Hollywood house in hopes of seeing Paris Hilton's pussy that the hotel heiress went and had a stripper pole installed.

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears' thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.

"Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled," says a source, referring to the kiss at the 2003 MTV VMAs, "but they decided that it was so three years ago."

While his estranged wife is out gallivanting and providing us with graphically nude Britney Spears pictures we can't even decide if we like, it seems more and more as if Fed-Ex is the one with his head on straight. I know, we can't believe we said that either.

A source says Kevin Federline has been content to steer clear of Britney's craziness and has been busy decorating his sons' new nursery.

"He's setting up his new house in the Hollywood Hills and he's required to provide ‘adequate space' for the two kids when they visit," according to a friend.

"He's spending $25,000 on the nursery and he's having both boys' rooms done in a circus theme, complete with murals of clowns and elephants."

The source says he's even shelling out big bucks to have custom-made cribs built, one for Sean Preston that looks like a lion and one that looks like an elephant for little Jayden James. Maybe they should be spending more time there than we would have hoped for a few weeks ago. At least until mom decides it's time to stop whoring around.

Brit is seriously close to forcing us over to Team K-Fed. Is this really happening?

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Diddy is adorable. There, we said it.

 

Diddy on Stage

While other rap stars are acting like thugs and making threats (yes, we're looking at you, Snoop Dogg), what has this music mogul been up to? The loving role of boyfriend and soon-to-be father of twin girls.

Here he is again, pictured alongside the lovely, expecting Kim Porter. Do you really think The Game would pose for such a sweet picture?

So get off Oprah's back, 50 Cent, and get in touch with your sensitive side. Let Diddy show you how it's done.

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T.H. Gossip called this one from the start.

Or maybe we just enjoyed gazing lovingly at Rachel Bilson pictures so much that we somehow hoped it would happen, much as we believe Adam Brody to be a good guy.

Rachel Bilson for InStyle

Regardless, we have learned that Bilson and Adam Brody have split. The two haven't been seen together for a while, and Life & Style Weekly confirms the on- and off-screen lovebirds, who play a cute couple on The OC and have also dated in real life since 2004, have split.

"They've been done for a few weeks," a friend close to the couple says.

No, that friend is not Zach Braff. Not a chance.

"They are just done. That's all there is to it. There's no drama. They just ended it."

In other words, it's the polar opposite of the Spears-Federline split, in which we've been exposed to everything from Britney's crotch to stories of K-Fed railing the living crap out of some porn star. Not to mention an unhealthy dose of the erstwhile ho train.

The Brody-Bilson bust-up may explain why Adam showed up solo to a party on November 28 for the U.S. premiere of Volkswagen's concept car Tiguan in LA.

"He was definitely acting like a single guy," an eyewitness tells Life & Style.

According to nightlife insiders in L.A., he's been seeing less of Rachel Bilson in PJs and more of ladies at the clubs with his guy friends.

Publicists for the two would not comment on the breakup. Rachel, if you're reading this, half the T.H. Gossip staff is single. Just saying.

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Divorces don't have to be messy, anger-filled affairs. Are you listening, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson?

We never thought we'd say this, but: former lovers could learn a lot from Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra.

Carmen Electra, Playboy

The duo may have arrived and taken to the stage separately at Monday night's 2006 Billboard Awards ceremony at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but Navarro said he'd "hook up with her backstage and give her a big bear hug."

"I can't wait to see her," Navarro, 39, said of his ex. "I wish we were presenting together. I think it would be cool."

Isn't that sweet? We hope Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl are getting along as well post-break up.

Navarro called Electra "my best friend" and added:

"Just because your romantic life ends doesn't mean your friendship has to. It's all good. It's good for us. Maybe we can be an example of sorts. She's awesome."

The former Nine Inch Nails rocker says he has a social life, but no girlfriend. This sounds about right to us. After all, it's not like you date Jenna Jameson.

She's been passed around more times than Paris Hilton's best friends.

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Before you pull a Nicole Richie and start flipping off Gwyneth Paltrow, consider how her recent remarks about America may have been misconstrued.

After all, they were spoken in broken Spanish.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr.

The actress told People magazine she is "deeply upset" over stories claiming she insulted her native country in any way.

"First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we're so lucky, and that's something my dad always instilled in me," Paltrow said. "I feel so proud to be American."

The patriotic problems began after the friend of Jay-Z was quoted as telling the Portuguese newspaper Diario De Noticias:

"The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

"I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that," said the 34-year-old Academy Award winner. "I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that's how I always think of myself and see myself."

Paltrow lives part-time in London with her British husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, and their two children, Apple, 2, and Moses, 7 months. The quote confusion can be attributed to her less-than-fluent grasp of a language, something Jessica Simpson can relate to.

"This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there's a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both."

Meanwhile, if you wish to see how The Hollywood Gossip looks in broken Spanish, click here.

At least we're trying, right?

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Talk show king David Letterman has signed a contract extension to host The Late Show on CBS until 2010. He is currently paid $40 million a year for his hosting duties and his deal deal is worth more than $120 million.

Late Show's Host

Wow. Even Dave's longtime nemesis, Oprah Winfrey, who is believed to have more money than God, would be impressed by that kind of sum.

"I'm thrilled to be continuing on at CBS," the 59-year-old Letterman said. "At my age you really don't want to have to learn a new commute."

The announcement of Letterman's three-year contract extension comes nearly nine months before his current deal was set to expire in August 2007.

Letterman, one of American television's highest-paid entertainers, draws an average audience of 4.3 million viewers a night but has lagged behind The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, which draws ratings of 5.7 million.

The Emmy-award winner has hosted The Late Show since 1993 after 11 years as host of NBC's Late Night program in the time slot immediately following The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He defected from NBC when it chose Leno over him to replace Carson.

We're happy Dave is staying put. He's a funny guy in his own right, and you can always count on his show for amusing visits by celebrities... lately, such as the hunky Nick Lachey, the hot and newly-single Britney Spears, and the newly-racist and insane Michael Richards.

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That was fast.

Eddie Murphy has wasted no time recovering from his recent break-up with Melanie Brown. As the comedian wonders about whether or not he's Brown's baby's daddy, he's enjoyed the company of another woman.

Eddie Murphy: Alive!

For about six weeks now, Murphy has been dating Tracey Edmonds, a film producer and the ex-wife of singer Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds.

The couple attended the New York premiere of Dreamgirls together on Monday, as Scary Spice (Brown) was nowhere to be found. Posh Spice also wasn't in the house - we assume she was looking ugly naked somewhere.

When asked if she was happy, Edmonds smiled and said:

"Yes, very happy. We're having fun."

That's something no audience member has uttered in about a decade after seeing an Eddie Murphy film. But at least those duds haven't forced the actor to pull a K-Fed and seek employment at a gas station.

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It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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Another year, another drunk driving arrest for Rip Torn. TMZ has learned the actor was arrested in North Salem, New York and charged with DWI.

Similarly to an incident in January, 2004 - when Torn was arrested in New York City after crashing his car into a taxi, charged with the same crime and launched into a vulgar rant that would make Michael Richards proud - Rip refused to cooperate with the cops and would not submit to a blood-alcohol test this time around.

Rip Torn Mug Shot

Torn, who has starred in numerous movies including Men in Black (with Will Smith) and Dodgeball (with Vince Vaughn), was arrested after his car was involved in an accident and police were called.

His mug shot is included here. It may lack the smug smile of Mel Gibson - but safe to say Nick Nolte was proud when he saw this puppy.

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Snoop Dogg has had a rough go of it of late.

The rap star has been busted numerous times for gun and drug possession, but more embarrassingly, the d-o-double-g has been dubbed a narc by the founder of his former record label. Events like this would make mere mortals cower, but the Doggfather is out to show he's still pimpin' in style - still bling blingin' it, still puffin' his leaf, still not lovin' po-lice, and not about to take $h!t from a former colleague.

Doggy Dogg

Yes, Snoop is effectively telling Suge Knight (real name Marion) to bring it. B!tch please. Get down on your knees. Now back the f*%k off lest you gets some of deez. Nutz.

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