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For the record: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are NOT back together.

But that doesn't mean the former couple can't play tonsil hockey - at the very least - from time to time, right?

Pic of Shanna Moakler

The pair were spotted swapping spit at new Los Angeles hot spot Winston's, according to blogger Perez Hilton. We're gonna go out on a crazy limb and assume that's not all they swapped that night.

However, friends of Barker say the two are not headed for coupledom again.

"She will always be Travis' girl," said a pal, "but never [again] his wife."

It's nice to just see these kids chatting again; you know, after the whole Paris Hilton, divorce party, MySpace bashing incidents and all.

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With rumors that her close friend, Kim Kardashian, may be putting out a sex tape soon, what's an attention-starved socialite to do?

If you're Paris Hilton and you're in Australia, you're gonna get all wet for fans in order to draw attention back to yourself, of course.

Jay Walker

After spending the afternoon seaside with Kardashian, the HO-tel heiress just had to shower in front of a throng of onlookers. While Paris Hilton's pussy probably got clean, couldn't this have taken place in private?

Nicky Hilton, meanwhile, was probably upset she wasn't invited to play with her sister under the water.

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Memo to Britney Spears: The Hollywood Gossip will always love you.

Too bad another website is too petty and conservative to say the same thing.

Britney Spears Hairstyle, a faithful and well-visited chronicler of all things Britney since 2000, is closing up shop. Its webmaster claims the demise isn't due specifically to any Britney crotch shots, but we aren't buying it.

"As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is [World of Britney]," writes Ruben Garay. "I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it's very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going."

Ouch. How do you really feel, Ruben? What if Jayden James grows up and reads those harsh words?

Garay says he's going to start another celeb-themed site soon. World of Katie Reese, anyone?

The site manager also claims he still has respect for Spears "as a human being." He didn't mention how he feels about Famke Janssen and animal rights, however. So tear him apart, deranged animal lovers!

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Remember that whole thing about Keith Urban being out of rehab? We were just joking.

Actually, we were serious that he was out - just not permanently. The rocker was reunited with wife, Nicole Kidman, in Sydney on Wednesday, but it's just a reprieve for the holidays.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

"Keith is on a leave in Australia to be with his family during the holidays," Urban's publicist, Paul Freundlich, said. "This is a natural occurrence at this point in his treatment. He will continue with his rehab upon his return."

Ok. So Tara Conner can breathe easier now. Other famous people still have drug problems.

Kidman and Urban - aka Kurban - were photographed outside the Sydney offices of United International Pictures â€" their first appearance in public together since Urban checked into rehab in October.

This visit marks Urban's first time in Australia since he married Kidman in a lavish Sydney wedding in June. The couple has been based mainly in Nashville, Tenn.

We hope Keith kicks his problem. We also hope Hayden Panettiere is in the news more often. Just sayin.

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We have two questions:

  1. How many sex-crazed Katie Rees photos are actually out there?
  2. What the heck kind of restaurants do they have in Tampa Bay?

By now, everyone is aware that Katie Rees was stripped of her crown as Miss Nevada for stripping off her clothes at Fletcher's Backstreet Grill in Tampa a few years ago.

The embattled beauty queen pleaded for a second chance over the weekend, saying such naughty, public behavior was an isolated incident. Turns out, though, she was being less honest than Anna Nicole Smith when asked about her baby's daddy.

This picture was taken at Tia's Mexican Restaurant in Tampa in June, 2004. Rees doesn't appear to have learned much over the years. Guys may be thankful for that. But Donald Trump and other beauty pageant officials probably are not.

Don't be counting on a Tara Conner-like second chance now, Katie.

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Don't worry, readers, Lindsay Lohan isn't the only celebrity whose boobs we'll be sure to keep you apprised about.

Ever since we saw this Victoria Beckham picture, we've been keeping a close eye on Posh's supple spices. Those around the former singer may wish to take cover.

Victoria Beckham Out and About

Why? Because those puppies could pop at any minute. Just take a look at the image below. No way that skimpy shirt can hold them. David Beckham better protect himself at all times.

With weapons such as these, Victoria is more dangerous than Ashlee Simpson with a microphone.

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There may be less validity behind this than the Britney Spears sex tape rumors, but follow along with us ...

Over at The BV Buzz, Jawn Murray hints that Kim Kardashian might be in a soon to be released sex tape with Brandy's little brother, Ray-J:

Sources say a certain R&B singer ... is peddling an X-rated home video to adult entertainment companies in hopes that it will do for his career what it has done for Paris Hilton's ... said singer believes that releasing the video will serve as revenge to his ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer.

No Sisters for Kim

Kardashian recently dumped Ray-J for Nick Cannon, so it fits so far.

She's also been railed by dated rapper, The Game, Diddy and divorced producer Damon Thomas in 2004.

To repeat: This story may be as factual as that of a Jessica Simpson sex tape. But it's our job - nay, our duty! - to keep readers informed of the mere possibility.

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It's a language of love, so it's only natural Eva Longoria would want to learn French. There's just one problem:

Her France-raised fiancé, Tony Parker, doesn't wanna teach it to her.

Beautiful Eva

"He's terrible. He always wants to speak English," Longoria told People magazine Thursday while in London to open the annual Harrods Winter Sale. "I try to remind him but he always forgets and says it's easier and faster to speak English, but I want to understand."

So the actress decided to master French the hard way â€" in a classroom.

"I couldn't speak French before Tony. All I knew how to say was, 'My name is Eva.' I went to a Berlitz French school this summer, doing about five hours a day."

The Desperate Housewives star seems as determined to learn new words as we are for Ali Lohan to remain young and innocent.

Longoria spent Christmas in her home state of Texas and will be back in the U.S. for a quiet Dec. 31. "Nothing is planned for New Year's Eve," she said. "Tony plays that date so I'll be watching, sitting at a Spurs' game."

She continues shooting Desperate Housewives until April before taking a new film role.

"I'm picking my next summer movie as we speak. I don't know what it will be yet. I've read a lot of scripts and I am amazed at how many movies will be made next year. I'm a big fan of the romantic comedy and would love to do another one."

She will NOT, however, be getting it on with Beyonce on screen, as rumors had it. Sorry, guys.

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They remained quiet over Christmas, perhaps transfixed by the supposedly festive attire worn by Tara Reid.

But not to worry, fight fans, Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump resumed their back and forth this week. She compared him to "a pimp" and he called her "a degenerate." Good times.

Michelle Rounds and Rosie O'Donnell

The war of words exploded anew after O'Donnell posted a message on her blog on Wednesday â€" "So what happens/when u say the emperor has no clothes/the comb over goes ballistic/via phone to (larry) king" â€" referring to Trump's interview on CNN in which he called her "a terrible person."

After O'Donnell called Trump a "snake-oil salesman" on The View last week following his handling of the Tara Conner situation, he attacked her in print and on TV, even saying he was sending men to woo her companion, Kelli Carpenter away from her.

O'Donnell's blog posting describes "beauty pageants/where women were paraded around/judged valuable or not/by old white men/it is always old white men."

She continues: "Remember the seventies/a young girl in nyc/meets a pimp/he cons her into a life of illusion/she works for him."

That doesn't make a lot of sense, Rosie. Are you calling Helen Salas a prostitute?

In response, Trump told the New York Post: "Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she's a mental midget, a low-life. I think she's got a death wish. It's too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that."

We assume he then took a few moments to compose himself by looking at Katie Rees photos.

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By now, you must have seen the Katie Rees pictures.

Heard the public outcry. Witnessed the removal of this beauty's crown. Wondered what was wrong with the uptight world.

Because it may be difficult to get Donald Trump on the phone and plea Katie's case, a few fans have started an online petition. Their mission is pure and simple:

Reinstate Katie Rees to the Miss Nevada throne. If you wish to join the cause, click here and begin.

Good luck.

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