December 2006 Archives

A lot can happen to Aaron Carter in one week.

The young singer was recently engaged for that period of time before calling off the wedding to Keri Ann Peniche.

Now, the House of Carters star has taken an entire seven days to fall head over heels for another foxy lady: Kaci Brown.

Carter, who turned 19 on December 7, celebrated his birthday Friday night at Shag in Hollywood with his twin sister, Angel. Brown, who opened for the Backstreet Boys during their 2005 summer tour, was on his arm. And in his heart.

"Now I'm in a great relationship. I've only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that's like nothing else I've ever experienced," he told People magazine. "It's really amazing."

It sure is. This man bounces back faster than Britney Spears with J.R. Rotem.

Brown is a good friend of Angel's. Now that he's older - a whole 19 years old, in fact! - and wiser, Carter says he's learned a lesson or two about love.

"There's a lot of things I'm gonna change â€" me for one," he said. "Love shouldn't be about jealousy or anything like that. It should be about commitment and being able to trust that person. If you can't have that from the get-go, there's a problem. When it comes to relationships, I think I'm pretty experienced â€" you'd be surprised."

Hey, Aaron, considering that your brother, Nick Carter, supposedly slept with Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson, nothing about your family would surprise us at this point.

One would think that Lindsay Lohan has enough experience with hard objects between her legs that she'd be impervious to pain there.

However, the actress with the most firey crotch in Hollywood recent injured her nether regions during a typical Saturday night training for an upcoming role.

In another e-mail somehow uncovered by Page Six, Lohan takes a break from threatening Lindsay Ratowski.

Instead, she tells friends that she's practicing for her role as a stripper in her next film, I Know Who Killed Me, and that three hours of pole dancing rendered her a "walking black-and-blue mark."

Fortuneately, the woman who apparently needs some lessons from Britney Spears, provides even more anatomical detail:

"We're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised ... I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body."

We know we talk about Lindsay Lohan's crotch a lot. But now we're just relaying words straight from the wanna-be stripper's mouth.

Moreover - as proven by her choice of words to describe these ladies - Lohan also has newfound respect for the profession in her email: "Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the c***s now ... I'm not going to lie to ya."

Phew. At least Lindsay isn't gonna lie. And at least her boobs appear to be okay.

The woman who will be Queen played the role of cheerleader for a day.

Kate Middleton made it clearer than ever that she's on her way to royalty on Friday when she joined the top British family to watch a certain fellow graduate from his military academy.

Indeed, Prince William was commissioned as an officer in the Household Cavalry as he graduated from Sandhurst in front of his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, and his father, Prince Charles.

But it was Middleton, widely speculated to be the prince's future fiancée, who grabbed all the attention as she walked to the historic parade ground with William's private secretary and two of his closest pals.

It was the first time she has been a guest of her boyfriend at an official royal engagement with the Queen present. We can only assume she acted a bit more properly there than Tara Conner, our former Miss USA.

Middleton sat in the front row with her mother Carole (her father Michael was also there) and beamed as William made the traditional march past.

Next up, the Prince will train to become a troop commander in an armored reconnaissance unit, following in the footsteps of his 22-year-old brother, Prince Harry.

Porn.

Seems like it's everywhere these days in the world of The Hollywood Gossip. Not that we are complaining, mind you - it's just a little bit strange.

On one hand, you have the guys who can't watch enough of it (Craig Schelske, Charlie Sheen, et al.) and the wannabe amateur stars, those who pull ridiculous, raunchy stunts just to stay in the public eye. Oh come on. Not even a ditz like Britney Spears is dumb enough to go clubbing with no pants on by accident.

Then there are the actual practitioners of the world's oldest profession, who seem to grab more than their fair share of headlines. Kendra Jade may have played a role in Britney's divorce from Kevin Federline. And who would have guessed that Mary Carey not only has a name similar to a certain pop star - she has sex for a living!

Then, most recently, the most famous adult film star alive, Jenna Jameson, was back in the news after being officially divorced by her husband. She's already in a new relationship with Ultimate Fighter, Tito Ortiz, a seemingly nice gentleman who we would definitely try to avoid f*%king with. But it's good to see she's into him, whatever her reasons might be.

Seriously, look at the guy's dome. It is monstrous. That piece probably has its own gravitational pull. If he weren't the type of man who could snap us in two, we would make many more offensive jokes as his expense right now. But alas, he is. And we have a soft spot for Jenna, too. Good luck Tito and Jenna, from all of us!

It didn't take long for Donald Trump to make this decision:

Due to over-partying and overall behavior not worthy of her crown, Miss USA Tara Conner has been dethroned.

Taking this beauty's place will the pageant's first runner-up, Miss California Tamiko Nash. It's groundbreaking territory we've entered, folks.

A source told TMZ.com that Miss California was contacted with the news by a high-ranking pageant official and informed she would take the title once Trump makes the official announcement in the coming week.

Tamiko Nash is a Los Angeles native who appeared on NBC's Deal or No Deal earlier this year.

In related news, the actions of an almost nude Sienna Miller will not cause her to lose the title of Miss Jude Law-Wanna Be.

How can T.H. Gossip tell that the nude Sienna Miller sex scene in the upcoming movie Factory Girl is going to be really awesome?

She's worried what her father's going to think about it.

Nevertheless, despite her fears of what the old man might think, Sienna Miller is defending the graphic scene on it's artistic merits.

In other words, this is a movie, not a stupid Dustin Diamond sex tape.

"We wanted to make it realistic and I watched it thinking, 'Oh my God, my dad's going to see it!' And that was going through my head. But it was relevant to the story in that it's a movie about the 1960s, and sex and drugs and rock and roll were a big part of that.

"We didn't want to hold back because it is a real film and it is a gritty film and there was a lot of shocking things and it wouldn't fit in the film if we had an unrealistic sex scene. It was always a bit uncomfortable but I think it was relevant to the story."

It helps that Sienna is no stranger to sex. But usually it's Jude Law that has it with the nanny while Miller plays the scorned one. Although Miller gets that, seeing that all humans are basically f*%king animals anyways.

Regardless, this scene must contain some serious bumping of uglies if Sienna's worried her father won't approve. What could it entail? Some girl on girl action maybe? A lengthy crotch shot accompanied by a dearth of memorable '60s rock hits?

Who knows. One thing is for certain, though -- THIS GUY HERE will be loving it!

We recently reported on the trouble Miss USA, Tara Conner, has found herself in. But we weren't aware of the man who will decide her fate.

It's Donald Trump. Conner may wish to pack her crown already, considering no one loves to say "you're fired" more than this real estate tycoon.

Trump co-owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, though neither he nor Conner's side would comment on what prompted the investigation.

"I can't really talk about it now," Trump told the AP. "But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that."

Come on, The Donald. There's gotta be some question over taking such harsh action against a champion who simply wants to let loose like J.R. Rotem and his gaggle of girls.

TMZ.com first reported that pageant officials were concerned about Conner's behavior. Lark-Marie Anton, spokeswoman for the Miss Universe Organization (which produces the Miss USA pageant), said Miss USA is considered a role model and must act accordingly.

Behavior such as underage drinking is not acceptable, she said, sounding like the antithesis of Dina Lohan.

Trump said that if Conner â€" a 5'5" blonde who lives in New York City and made an appearance on the most recent season of Project Runway â€" gets the boot, runner-up Miss California Tamiko Nash would assume the crown.

We haven't quoted The Sports Gal - wife of Bill Simmons, ESPN.com columnist - in a few weeks. Our bad.

In her most recent celebrity rant, The Sports Gal talks about how she'd update Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys, a classic Christmas tale. Here's her question:

In the year 2056, will they still be showing the same shows? What about the year 2112? Should we start making some new ones or some variations of the old ones? I think they should remake the one with Rudolph and the misfit toys and put him on an island with misfit celebrities:

K-Fed could be there, Lindsay Lohan, Katie Holmes, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Kate Moss, Michael Richards … and Rudolph could turn their lives around, and in the end, they could all find new homes. They could even hire the real celebs to do their own voices.

And they could even make the show newsworthy - like, this year's show could have Kate Bosworth refusing to eat the Gingerbread Man, a love triangle with Rudolph, Paris and Brandon Davis, Michael Richards screaming epithets about Rudolph's nose, and Nicole Richie driving her sled the wrong way and getting arrested. Everything would turn out fine in the end.

The best thing would be that they would never run out of misfit celebrities - there are at least 10 new ones every year.

Travis Barker who?

It appears as though Shanna Moakler (pictured here almost nude and scrubbing the floor, naturally) has officially moved on from her tattooed ex-husband.

At the Skyy Vodka and Maxim Hot 100 party earlier this week, the former Dancing with the Stars contestant told fellow guests about the new man in her life.

And it's sort of an old man.

Moakler and her partner from the show, Jesse DeSoto, are dating.

They enjoyed the evening together - and were joined by the only real couple from Dancing fans care about: Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff.

Celebrity stylist and anorexia poster girl Rachel Zoe has been lying low since Nicole Richie fired her last month, but she made a rare appearance in public Wednesday.

Zoe came out out to celebrate Nicole's DUI arrest... er, attend a Dolce & Gabanna benefit for the Art of Elysium. Here's a picture below, courtesy of (and defaced by) Perez Hilton.

Needless to say, after being bashed on MySpace, and having to watch her former client be dragged through the mud like this, Zoe looks like she could use a drink. And a couple of hot dogs. And a cheeseburger. And a dozen bagels. And an enormous pasta dish. Or 10.