Olsen Twins: One Hobo Lumberjack, One Vampire

by at . Comments

Oh, those crazy Olsen Twins.

Tired of having her boyfriends pilfered by the Hilton Sisters, and weary from having shunned food since 1999, Mary-Kate Olsen has become deranged. How else can you explain this look (below, left)? She looks like a drunk, homeless lumberjack in no pants. That's hard to top. 

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

Wow. David Katzenberg would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

Meanwhile, her sister Ashley Olsen (above, right) looks surprised to see the light of day as she steps out of a car. The glare shouldn't come as a big shock when you live in Southern California... unless, of course, you happen to be a crazed, baby-eating zombie.

Dressed in black from head-to-toe, Ashley luckily avoided transforming into a bat on Monday by escaping into a safe haven known as Barneys. Phew.

Tags: , ,
Avatar

translation of my previous message
"the one of the right is not ash y mk again" and before your critics lear to distinguish them!!

Avatar

la de la derecha no es ashley es mk de vuelta

Avatar

umm the one on the right is mk as well. and these are old. over the weekend mk dyed her hair platinum blonde and ashley is now a dark brunette. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

x Close Ad