Oh, those crazy Olsen Twins.
Tired of having her boyfriends pilfered by the Hilton Sisters, and weary from having shunned food since 1999, Mary-Kate Olsen has become deranged. How else can you explain this look (below, left)? She looks like a drunk, homeless lumberjack in no pants. That's hard to top.Â
Wow. David Katzenberg would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.
Meanwhile, her sister Ashley Olsen (above, right) looks surprised to see the light of day as she steps out of a car. The glare shouldn't come as a big shock when you live in Southern California... unless, of course, you happen to be a crazed, baby-eating zombie.
Dressed in black from head-to-toe, Ashley luckily avoided transforming into a bat on Monday by escaping into a safe haven known as Barneys. Phew.
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December 17th, 2006 4:53 PM
umm the one on the right is mk as well. and these are old. over the weekend mk dyed her hair platinum blonde and ashley is now a dark brunette. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
December 20th, 2006 10:44 AM
la de la derecha no es ashley es mk de vuelta
December 20th, 2006 10:46 AM
translation of my previous message
"the one of the right is not ash y mk again"
and before your critics lear to distinguish them!!