Michael Richards Issues Apology to Couple of Dudes Seeking Attention
Look, we're not on the side of Michael Richards.
The guy obviously has some anger and tolerance issues.
He makes Tom Cruise seem somewhat calm and normal.
But to the two men Richards offended during his racist rant last month at the Laugh Factory: get over yourselves.
You're not the first people to ever be insulted, you won't be the last. What, exactly, did you have to gain by appearing on national talk shows?
Oh, right, this heartfelt apology from the former Seinfeld star and your lawyer, Gloria Allred:
Michael Richards would like to apologize in person to the gentleman with whom he had the exchange in the club.
After discussions with Gloria Allred, an attorney who represents the man and three others who were with him that night, Michael has agreed that they will all meet in the presence of a retired judge who will facilitate the meeting and help the parties resolve this matter. All concerned are hopeful that a face-to-face meeting will be constructive and begin the necessary process of healing and closure.
Isn't that sweet? The chances that these fools aren't actually after Richards' money instead of this prepared statement are about as strong as the Kevin Federline reality show taking off.
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January 18th, 2010 6:37 PM
SO EVERY TIME A BLACK COMEDIAN STARTS CALL WHITES "CRACKERS" I HAVE A LAW SUIT? MOST LIKELY NOT BECAUSE BLACKS ARE THE ONLY GROUP WITH THAT RIGHT! AND I HAVE BEEN PLACES WHERE BLACKS HAVE BEEN LIKE THE MOVIES,RESTURANTS ECT. AND MOST ALL WHITE PEOPLE WILL AGREE THAT THEY HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR ANY ONE ELSE THEY COME IN YELLING AND SCREWING OFF AND MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY ONE TO ENJOY THEIR TIME. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEM AROUND. I MEAN LOOK AT OUR SCHOOLS IF YOU LOOK AND COMPARE THE GRADES OF WHITE KIDS THAT GO TO A MAJORITY WHITE SCHOOL AND WHITE KIDS THAT GO TO A WHITE AND BLACK SCHOOL THE KIDS AT THE WHITE SCHOOL WILL BE SUBSTANCIALLY BETTER. DUE TO THE FACT THAT BLACK KIDS DON'T OR CAN'T LEARN SO THEY HARASS THE KIDS THAT HAD TRIED TO DO WELL UNTIL THE WHITE KIDS FINALLY GIVE UP BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING FUCKED WITH !THAT IS WHY WHITE PARENTS WHO CAN AFFORD IT PAY TO SEND THEIR KIDS TO A WHITE PRIVATE SCHOOL. NOW SOME PEOPLE WON'T LIKE WHAT I AM SAYI
December 1st, 2006 9:31 PM
As much as I hate Richard's comments, I really feel Gloria Allred is a no good Shyster.