We had no idea The Apprentice was still on.
But now it looks as though Donald Trump will have competition for the most powerful person in reality TV programming.
Talk show and world goddess, Oprah Winfrey, is on her way to primetime. Variety reports that Winfrey has sold two reality series to ABC; both of them, predictably, involve good works and giving.
The first series, called Oprah Winfrey's The Big Give, is an Apprentice-like series in which eight to ten people are given money and resources to try to help others.
Each week, one of the contestants gets eliminated in a kind, loving fashion.
The other Oprah show will be called Your Money or Your Life and will focus on a different family's financial and personal travails each week.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton heard this title and asked:
"Wait, what's the difference between the two?"