Seven.
No, that's not how many guys Lindsay Lohan slept with last night. It's the number of days since our favorite, promiscuous alcoholic has had a drink.
"I've been going to AA, for a year by the way," the actress said. But why didn't she say so until recently? "Well it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!"
Right. Until it's the right career move to announce it publicly. Hopefully, at least, Dina Lohan is listening.
"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I'm not even legal to, so why would I?" Lohan, 20, continued telling People magazine.
"I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I have Red Bull."
We'll ignore the astounding lack of sense in that quote - why would you drink when you're underage? For the same reason someone would drink who's not underage! - and instead focus on the fact that Lohan, therefore, was supposedly sober during this attempted crotch shot.
But would Lindsay encourage her younger sister, Ali Lohan, to stay away from the sauce? Did she suffer during her drinking binges?
"I didn't feel bad before... I just wanted to, like, find a balance. I was out too much... I mean, I'm 20 years old. I was off from work, I was getting ready to start a film, and I was like going out just to get it out of my system. I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that."
Like plotting revenge on Lindsay Ratowski.
Wait, though, did Lohan say she was off from work? Scratch that.
"I was like, I don't want to be written about at these clubs with these people. I work, I act, I have a living. That's what I do every day. I work every single day."
Except for when she's clubbing in between films. Or exhausted. But, every now and then, the Firecrotch queen does get down to business.
It's the sort of work Jenna Jameson can relate to.
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