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Lindsay Lohan Hurts Her Firecrotch

 

Burning HotOne would think that Lindsay Lohan has enough experience with hard objects between her legs that she'd be impervious to pain there.

However, the actress with the most firey crotch in Hollywood recent injured her nether regions during a typical Saturday night training for an upcoming role.

In another e-mail somehow uncovered by Page Six, Lohan takes a break from threatening Lindsay Ratowski.

Instead, she tells friends that she's practicing for her role as a stripper in her next film, I Know Who Killed Me, and that three hours of pole dancing rendered her a "walking black-and-blue mark."

Fortuneately, the woman who apparently needs some lessons from Britney Spears, provides even more anatomical detail:

"We're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised ... I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body."

We know we talk about Lindsay Lohan's crotch a lot. But now we're just relaying words straight from the wanna-be stripper's mouth.

Moreover - as proven by her choice of words to describe these ladies - Lohan also has newfound respect for the profession in her email: "Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the c***s now ... I'm not going to lie to ya."

Phew. At least Lindsay isn't gonna lie. And at least her boobs appear to be okay.

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4 Comments

  1. Sarifchok

    May this Comment read by Lindsay Lohan, I don't wanna know Your private life, but anyway I admired Your Action in Film "I know who killed me" it was awesome and interested me much. You're so good became 2 persons in one actions. that's so different character, but You could do it well..so glad to see U...in your best action..I wait for next film..thank you .

  2. kaushik

    hi
    h r u
    you are chit me
    every day
    ansm

  3. i nec

    i like the photo and your brightness

  4. makenzie

    dam she is so FUCKED up.

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Lindsay Lohan PhotoFull Name: Lindsay Dee Lohan
Age: 25
Birthday: July 2, 1986
Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star ...