All we know for sure is that it's not David Spade she's k-i-s-s-i-n-g anymore.
Fresh off one of the oddest celebrity pairings we've seen, Heather Locklear was recently spotted sharing an intimate dinner with Christina Applegate's ex-husband. The man is also known as Johnathan Schaech, an actor probably best known for his role in That Thing You Do!
"She really likes him," says a Locklear pal of the actor. "It's still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage."
Of course, Locklear was married to Richie Sambora.
Who is now dating Denise Richards.
Who was once wed to Charlie Sheen.
Who has a soft spot for drag queens.
There may be a quiz on this later.