Heather Locklear & Jonathan Schaech: Sitting in a Tree?

All we know for sure is that it's not David Spade she's k-i-s-s-i-n-g anymore.

Fresh off one of the oddest celebrity pairings we've seen, Heather Locklear was recently spotted sharing an intimate dinner with Christina Applegate's ex-husband. The man is also known as Johnathan Schaech, an actor probably best known for his role in That Thing You Do!

"She really likes him," says a Locklear pal of the actor. "It's still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage."

Of course, Locklear was married to Richie Sambora.

Who is now dating Denise Richards.

Who was once wed to Charlie Sheen.

Who has a soft spot for drag queens.

There may be a quiz on this later.