Happy Birthday to Ali Lohan, Sister of Firecrotch

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Over the weekend, Ali Lohan turned 13.

Sorry, Wilmer Valerrama, she's still very far from legal.

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Seen here, Ali is blowing out a few candles in honor of the occasion. Needless to say, her sister Lindsay Lohan was probably blowing a few other things in honor of it being night time.

Aside from hitting her teenage years, Ali had something else to celebrate: the debut album, Lohan Holiday. Knowing this family, of course, such a retreat probably centers around a lot of men and alcohol.

But we hope the younger Lohan remains innocent. Stay true to yourself, girlfriend. Don't go looking at any Katie Rees pics for naughty ideas.

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Ali Lohan Biography

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Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her. Seriously. Ali Lohan is... More »
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Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]