Firing Faux Pas: Tara Conner Headed for Rehab Instead

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Who knew Donald Trump could be so forgiving?

In a move that shocked everyone, Trump did NOT fire reigning Miss USA Tara Conner. Instead, he announced this morning that the victor would enter rehab to fight a possible drug problem.

"She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced," said Trump.

Tomiko Nash probably hopes that takes place.

Meanwhile, men everywhere are hoping Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, follows Conner into rehab.

Where else will they be able to view the amorous actions of this new friendship?


Trump couldn't fire Tara Conner, Miss Universe. It would affect his ratings for "The Apprentice." No doubt he already taped an episode with her in it, like he did with Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Universe. It's all about P.R. with Trump. Why would the runner up even want the title at this point, as the reign is almost over. She has moved on & has her own life to deal with, rather than bailing out blondie from her foibles. I bet the runner up had no interest in the position at this point. It would almost be an insult to give it to her for 4 months only. It proves what a joke this pagent is, as scandals continue to be associated with it, & the girls backgrounds and true character aren't researched well. She didn't suddenly become a perty girl. Trump will never admit his judges & researches messed up in their job duties & picked the wrong girl to be a role model.


Tara Conner Biography

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Tara Conner earned attention for a lot more than just being crowned Miss USA 2006. The wild child also went to rehab for cocaine and... More »
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Tara Elizabeth Conner