If you thought Sylvester Stallone and his recounting of a 32-year-old feud with Richard Gere that may have resulted in rumors of the latter's felching had a lock on the weirdest story of the day... you were right. But this one gave it a good run.
Daredevil/stuntman legend Evel Knievel is reportedly suing egomaniacal rapper Kanye West, taking issue with a music video in which West assumes his persona and tries to jump a rocket-powered motorcycle over a canyon.
Knievel, whose real name is Robert Craig Knievel, Jr., filed a lawsuit in federal court in Tampa on Monday claiming infringement on his trademark name and likeness. He also claims the "vulgar and offensive" images depicted in the video damage his reputation.
"That video that Kanye West put out is the most worthless piece of crap I've ever seen in my life, and he uses my image to catapult himself on the public," the 68-year-old said Tuesday.
A spokesman for West said the rapper no comment. The lawsuit seeks damages and to halt distribution.
In the video for "Touch the Sky," released earlier this year, West dons the familiar Knievel jumpsuit and jumps a canyon in a vehicle "visually indistinguishable" from the one used by Knievel in his failed attempt to jump the Snake River Canyon in Idaho in 1974.
The video, which features Pamela Anderson as West's girlfriend, contains "vulgar and offensive sexual images, language and conduct involving 'Evel Kanyevel' and women apparently trying to gain his sexual interest," the lawsuit asserts.
"The guy just went too far using me to promote his filth to the world. I'm not in any way that kind of a person," said Knievel, who lives in Clearwater, Fla., and has been in poor health in recent years.
The lawsuit also names Roc-A-Fella Records, video director Chris Milk and AOL for distributing it.
West was so disappointed at not winning best video for "Touch the Sky" at the MTV Europe Music Awards last month that he crashed the stage when it was presented to Justice and Simian for "We Are Your Friends."
In a tirade riddled with expletives, West said he should have won the prize because it "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons."
Borat had no comment.
Knievel failed spectacularly in the aforementioned 1974 jump. He was secured inside the cockpit and the Sky-Cycle was fired up, but his parachute opened just as he cleared the ramp.
After soaring about 1,000 feet, he wound up landing about 20 feet from the river on the rocky south bank. He sustained only scrapes and bruises.
In the video, West's vehicle crashes to the bottom of the canyon in flames, not unlike the career path evidently chosen by Michael Richards.