Desperate Lindsay Lohan Turning to Microphones

Having dried up every male resource out there, Lindsay Lohan recenly turned to women.

Females have been running around in a panic ever since.

Now, however, it appears as though the sister of Ali Lohan has moved on again.

She's opening up her heart (and legs and, in this photo, mouth) to inanimate objects, those less likely to crush her dreams like a sane Harry Morton did a couple months ago.

We feel sorry for the mic shown here.

To paraphrase Kelly Ripa talking to Clay Aiken, we don't know where Lohan's mouth has been.

Actually, that's not really true.

It's more like we don't know where it has not been.