Cocky Kevin Federline Returns to the Ring

Brace yourselves, Kevin Federline fans.

Oh, wait, there are none of those. Our fault. In any case, get ready for more K-Fed in the world of professional wrestling. T.H. Gossip has learned that Fed-Ex, whose previous WWE role has been that of pimp-slapping menace, will be returning to the ring on January 1 for a title match against his nemesis, John Cena, on a much-anticipated edition of WWE RAW.

Last night, K-Fed appeared on RAW to talk $h!t and promote the January 1 event. The estranged husband of Britney Spears says he's really not who he's portrayed as - it's just an invention of the media that everyone has bought into. He tells the crowd that the real Kevin Federline never backs down from a challenge.

He said just like he's done before, he'll shock the world and defeat John Cena. He said he'd be the one laughing on New Year's Day. Before he left, he informed Cena that he does, in fact, want some. In fact, he's coming to get some.

Too bad that grease ball J.R. Rotem was saying the same about Britney last week.